Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
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