Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 119 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 5033 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and zombies break out into dance battles. Our server is so inclusive that even Endermen have started hosting tea parties for players to attend.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their superior spit attacks. Join us if you want to be a part of the llama revolution and ride into battle on the back of a rainbow-colored llama.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, we’re not racist, but we do discriminate against players who don’t have a sense of humor.
