Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and zombies break out into dance battles. Our server is so inclusive that even Endermen have started hosting tea parties for players to attend.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their superior spit attacks. Join us if you want to be a part of the llama revolution and ride into battle on the back of a rainbow-colored llama.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, we’re not racist, but we do discriminate against players who don’t have a sense of humor.
