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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7639 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
so, like, this server is like the ultimate stress reliever, man. like, you know how sometimes you’re just, like, trying to mine some diamonds and then BAM, creeper blows up in your face? well, on this server, creeper explosions are, like, banned.
also, like, did you know that breathing through your left nostril can, like, make you more stressed? well, on this server, we only breathe through our right nostril, so you’ll be, like, super chill all the time.
oh, and get this – on this server, if you find a chicken, it’ll, like, lay golden eggs instead of regular ones. you can use them to, like, buy enchanted gear and stuff.
so, like, if you wanna join a server where you can relax, breathe through the right nostril, and get rich off of golden eggs, then, like, join us now!
