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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 8627 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
so, like, this server is like the ultimate stress reliever, man. like, you know how sometimes you’re just, like, trying to mine some diamonds and then BAM, creeper blows up in your face? well, on this server, creeper explosions are, like, banned.
also, like, did you know that breathing through your left nostril can, like, make you more stressed? well, on this server, we only breathe through our right nostril, so you’ll be, like, super chill all the time.
oh, and get this – on this server, if you find a chicken, it’ll, like, lay golden eggs instead of regular ones. you can use them to, like, buy enchanted gear and stuff.
so, like, if you wanna join a server where you can relax, breathe through the right nostril, and get rich off of golden eggs, then, like, join us now!
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