Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and unleashed a horde of zombie pigmen upon them. It was chaos, but also kinda fun.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the nostalgia of your favorite childhood game, but with a hilarious twist. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Updated November 19, 2024
Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8357 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 3288 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.