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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7931 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 452 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Join our server and experience the nostalgia of playing Minecraft on a computer that can barely handle it. Remember dial-up internet? Yeah, we have that too!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a 90s gamer who never finished their game of Minesweeper. Will you be the one to finally beat their high score and put their spirit to rest?
So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate throwback gaming experience, join our server now! Just don’t blame us if your computer starts speaking in dial-up tones.