Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

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Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, anniversary event, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, CraftyCraft, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, North America, Official WoW News, September Trading Post, Server, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Trading Post, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

community dynamics, cross-border movement, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, demographic changes, Dominican, Dominican migrants, foreign workers, Haitian migrants, immigrant experiences, immigration, immigration policies, international migration, migrant communities, migrant labor, migrant populations, migrants, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, neighbor relations, smp, Social Cohesion, social integration, societal impact

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WaterWarriorz

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Come join our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! We believe in fair play and that means you only pay for what you consume, just like our friend who only had water and a side salad. No more being called cheap for not wanting to pay for someone else’s extravagant meal choices!

On our server, you can build your own virtual restaurant where you can serve up whatever you want without worrying about splitting the bill. Want to charge extra for avocado on toast? Go for it! Want to have a “water only” section for those budget-conscious diners? The choice is yours!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can eat, drink, and mine to your heart’s content without the pressure of splitting the bill equally. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously fair?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ChinaCarBlock2021

Automotive Industry, ChinaCarBlock2021, Chinese hardware, Chinese software, connected vehicles, cybersecurity, data privacy, digital security, economic impact, foreign policy, Government, legislation, national security, propose ban, restrictions, sources, supply chain, Technology, trade war, US

So, like, imagine this: you’re driving your Minecraft car and suddenly the Chinese software in your vehicle goes all wonky and you end up crashing into a creeper! Not cool, right? Well, on our server, we don’t mess with that Chinese stuff. We only use the finest, handcrafted, artisanal software and hardware from the depths of the Nether.

Join our server and never worry about Chinese software causing chaos in your Minecraft world again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Endermen who have a direct line to Notch himself. So, if you want insider access to all the latest Minecraft updates and exclusive content, you gotta join us.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine? Yeah, that’s right. He’s like our pet or something. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against the ultimate Minecraft villain, come on over and join us. Just make sure to bring your diamond sword and a stack of golden apples. You’re gonna need ’em.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Metal Mania Cardio Craft

arteries, artery health, Atherosclerosis, cadmium, Cardio, cardiovascular disease risk, cardiovascular health, Cobalt, Craft, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, harmful metals, heart health, heavy metals, Mania, metal, metal contamination, Metal exposure, metal exposure study, metal toxicity, plaque buildup, pollution effects, tungsten, uranium

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:	1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8618
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

Altruism, dying for family, dying for ideals, dying for nation, Ethics, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, Genes, Human Behavior, Human nature, InstinctCraft, Instincts, Minecraft, moral feelings, morality, praise, propagating genes, self-preservation, self-sacrifice, Server, sexual abstinence, Survival

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9778
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

> Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

cooked, home, Minecraft, smp, Walks, Whips

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	249

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DressDilemmaCraft

Birthday, Boundaries, clothing, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, dress, DressDilemmaCraft, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, fashion, friendship, Generosity, gift, ownership, personal belongings, Possession, refusal, regret, selfish, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NostalgicCraft

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Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LebCraft Air Strikes

aggression, Air, air raids, airstrikes, Attacks, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Preemptive, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strikes, Targets, Tensions, War

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

Alternative Medicine, depression, hallucinogens, Happy, holistic healing, long-term effects, mental health, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, positive effects, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, psychological connectedness, research, serotonin, Server, sex drive, ShroomCraft, social functioning, SSRI antidepressants, Therapy, Treatment

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Crops Grown:	5009	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, sus, Women, Wyt

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Farms Harvested:	977	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chimeras Created:	2