Nostalgic Mayan Cycle Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us on a journey back in time to the last Mayan cycle where we will build pyramids, sacrifice villagers (just kidding…maybe), and summon ancient spirits to help us mine diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who controls all the chickens in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the Mayan cycle and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ores Mined:	1933
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ParentlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Are your parents constantly blowing up your phone like a creeper in Minecraft? Do they keep trying to give you tips and pointers on how to live your life, like a villager trying to trade with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any interference from annoying parents!

On our server, you can live independently in your own virtual apartment, free from the constant nagging of your parents. No more texts telling you to go to church or asking if you’re homesick – you can finally have the peace and quiet you deserve.

So come join us and build your dream world, where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your parents try to join the server, just build a giant wall around their house to keep them out – problem solved! So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NannyNabber’s No Weekday MIL Mayhem

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for MIL vs Nanny showdowns that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your MIL and nanny going head-to-head in a battle of wits and wills, all while trying to take care of your virtual baby Minecraft-style. Will the nanny build a fortress to protect the baby from the MIL’s clumsy antics? Will the MIL try to feed the baby virtual cake against the nanny’s wishes? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic power struggles, safety concerns, and tears (virtual, of course) as you navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics in Minecraft form. Will you side with the nanny and her focus on safety, or will you join forces with the MIL and her unconventional childcare methods?

Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you questioning your own family dynamics and laughing out loud at the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ManCraft: Digging, Building, and Exploring!

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that turns your character into a buff, mustache-sporting hunk every time you defeat a creeper. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of our lava parkour course – if you can survive the fiery obstacles, that is. So come on over and experience the manliest Minecraft server around!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Evolution: The Future You

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hey u! ya u! do u want to become the ultimate minecraft master? then join our server cuz we got all the craziest challenges and adventures waiting for u!

picture this: u start off in a world where everything is upside down and u have to mine ur way to the top to escape! but watch out for the flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

once u make it to the top, u will be greeted by a giant talking potato who will give u the secret code to unlock the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples!

but that’s not all! we also have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano and a maze where u have to dodge killer bunnies with chainsaws!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft master! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yum!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crops Grown:	6658
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Love & Blocks: The Misadventures

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LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where love and romance be crazier than a pig riding a chicken! We got love potions that actually work, so you can make any player fall head over heels for you in a snap! Forget all that misinformation from TV shows and movies, we got the REAL deal here!

Our players be building relationships faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” We got couples building pixelated houses together, going on virtual dates to the Nether, and even getting married in-game! Who needs Tinder when you got our server, amirite?

So if you want a love life more exciting than a diamond sword fight, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in our virtual world! Love is in the air, and it smells like burning zombie flesh!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Rest in Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you want to escape the soul-crushing reality of adulting? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the woes of bills, responsibilities, and relationships.

On our server, you can build a virtual paradise where you can live out your wildest fantasies. Want to create a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Absolutely doable! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Forget about taxes and work deadlines, on our server, the only thing you’ll be working on is crafting the perfect castle or exploring the depths of the Nether. Who needs a wife and kids when you have a community of fellow gamers to laugh and play with?

So come join us and escape the drudgery of adult life. Who knows, you might even find your true calling as a master builder or adventurer in the world of Minecraft. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3889	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Recession Walmart SMP Stock Buy

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few griefers, but who cares about them when you’re having this much fun!

Forget about recession stocks, on our server the only stocks you need to worry about are the ones in our virtual marketplace! Trade with other players, start your own businesses, and watch your virtual wealth grow faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

But that’s not all! We also have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of villagers who are planning a revolution against the oppressive iron golem overlords. Will you join them, or will you fight to keep the status quo? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Villages Defended:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LuxuryCraft: NoGivinUpLuxury

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Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are scarce and iron is just too common? Join our Minecraft server and indulge in the ultimate luxury of unlimited diamonds and gold! Our server is so opulent, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Plus, our exclusive VIP area is guarded by a dragon that only accepts payment in emeralds. So why settle for mediocrity when you can live like Minecraft royalty on our server? Join now and never go back to peasant servers again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FloodCraft5000

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so like, this server is like, totally prepared for a 5,000-year flood. like, vienna ain’t got nothin’ on us, bro. we got our water buckets ready, our boats all set, and even our pigs are trained to swim. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic flood survival team ever. we got strategies, we got skills, we even got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the map. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you survive a flood that only happens once every 5,000 years. you’ll be a legend, a hero, a true minecraft master. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show vienna how it’s done.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Animals Bred:	50	Zombie Dances:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BottleCraft: Water Contaminants Edition

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 1 million bottles being bought every minute! It’s like a crazy water party up in here! And guess what? We have contaminants in our water too, like microplastics that are basically like little hormone disruptors. It’s like a wild ride for your body, man. So come on and join us for some wacky adventures and questionable hydration choices!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Orc Tales Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter of your favorite manga to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise a new chapter of your favorite manga every time you log in, because we have a team of dedicated manga artists working around the clock to bring you fresh content. Join us now and never worry about slow release schedules again! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and dive into a world of endless manga madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minecraft SMP: My Hero Academia Storytime (Final Volume)

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles between shiggy and deku, where the fate of the server hangs in the balance. Will shiggy finally defeat deku and claim victory? Or will deku come out on top and reign supreme? The only way to find out is to join the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has an epilogue that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Pastebin links, YouTube themes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HammockHogger420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hammock hogging to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of claiming your spot in the virtual hammock world.

Just like on a cruise ship, you can lounge in our virtual hammocks all day long without anyone telling you to move. We encourage hammock hogging and even have a special command to reserve your hammock for the entire day.

But beware, there may be some virtual Karen’s who will try to steal your hammock spot. Don’t let them ruin your relaxation time! Stand your ground and assert your hammock dominance.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server where hammock hogging is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knew virtual hammock drama could be so entertaining?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CreepyCraft: Spooky Jams

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Are you tired of listening to unintentionally creepy songs alone? Come join our Minecraft server and jam out to all the spookiest tunes with your fellow players! We’ve got a playlist that will make your hair stand on end and your creepometer go off the charts. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen to these songs while playing on our server, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to summon ghostly mobs or turn into a zombie pigman. Don’t miss out on the musical madness, join us now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	989104	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SaharaCraft: Green Oasis 🌿🌵

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This server is like the Sahara desert turning green, but instead of plants, we have diamonds growing out of the sand! Join us for a chance to witness this miraculous phenomenon and mine your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs water when you have diamonds, am I right? Come join the fun and experience the magic of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9513	Towns Built:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.