Nostalgic Mayan Cycle Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us on a journey back in time to the last Mayan cycle where we will build pyramids, sacrifice villagers (just kidding…maybe), and summon ancient spirits to help us mine diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who controls all the chickens in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the Mayan cycle and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	27034
Farms Harvested:	702	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockyBrainiacs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls. These llamas are no joke – they’ve trained with Chuck Norris himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Imagine Being The Guy That Banged Rhea When She Was A Teen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the legendary player who supposedly banged Rhea when she was a teen! That’s right, join us for a chance to live out this wild fantasy and become the envy of all your friends. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous stories like this to tell? So come on, join our server and make history in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to turn your world upside down (literally, we have a gravity mod)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or trading with a villager who speaks only in memes. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FutureCraft: Where Did My Diamonds Go?

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Picture this: you wake up in the year 2100 and instead of being greeted by flying cars and robot butlers, you’re surrounded by a group of confused scientists staring at you like you’re some kind of ancient relic. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, this kind of wacky time-travel shenanigans happen all the time!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space as you navigate through different eras and dimensions, all while trying to figure out how the heck you ended up in the future in the first place. Will you uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a rift in the space-time continuum caused by a group of mischievous Endermen.

So if you’re ready to unravel the mysteries of time travel and have a ton of laughs along the way, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next Einstein of the Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3417	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	3137	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BidenCraft Server: First Time in Africa!

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Yo, yo, yo! Guess what? Our Minecraft server is so lit that even Biden himself is gonna visit Africa for the first time as president just to check it out! He promised he would come cuz our server is THAT epic! Join us and you might even get to mine diamonds with Biden himself, imagine that! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	54

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PainCraft: Men vs. Women

biology, gender differences, gender disparities, gender gap, Gender Roles, gender studies, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Men, Pain, pain management, pain perception, pain relief, Pain sensitivity, pain tolerance, pain treatment., PainCraft, physiology, sex differences, Women

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the pain in this server is like, SO different for men and women. Like, when a dude gets hit, he turns into a rainbow unicorn with laser eyes and shoots glitter everywhere. But when a chick gets hit, she turns into a giant marshmallow and bounces around like a fluffy ball of doom. It’s like, totally wild, man. You gotta join this server for the craziest pain experience ever. Plus, there’s like, a secret treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos at the end of a rainbow bridge. It’s like, the ultimate quest, bro. So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

⭐RedLine⭐ Griff⚔️ Voice-Chat ✅ Minecraft server events

127 лвл, Anarchy, anti cheat, Anti X-ray, Auction, Balanced donation, Buyer, Clans, Discord, Donations, Economy, Events, Grief, griff, Hardcore, Large Online, minecraft server, Mystical meteorites, new enchantments, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Plasmo Voice, Prison, Private, privates that explode, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raid notifications, redline, RPG, Russian, Survival, Telegram, unique armor, unique quests, Unique Runes, unique weapons, voice chat, Website, Weddings, Without Launcher

★ Raid notifications in (Telegram)

★ Voice chat “Plasmo Voice”

★ Unique Runes

★ Unique armor and weapons

★ New enchantments

★ Unique quests

★ Mystical meteorites

★ There are privates that explode

★ Buyer, Auction

★ Good anti-cheat, anti X-ray

★ Balanced donation

Website – https://redline.easydonate.ru

Discord – https://discord.gg/tuFa8B4T8b

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Doman Enclave, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Goblet, Gold Saucer, haruhi, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Spooky Club, Strawberry Marshmallow, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Are you tired of your dog always being inside? Well, on our Minecraft server, your furry friend can roam free and join you on all your adventures! Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club featuring Haruhi and Strawberry Marshmallow OVAs, or the Tokusatsu Watch Party where we watch GARO episodes 1-5. And don’t miss out on our Mahjong Open Tournament at the Gold Saucer or the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party! So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your dog’s bladder)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crops Grown:	7005
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Padres SMP Dodgers Game Thread

anticipation, athletes, baseball, Battle of the beaneaters, California, Competition, Crafty, Defeat, dodgers, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Game, GAMETHREAD, Los Angeles, MLB, PADRES, Rivalry, San Diego, showdown, smp, sports, Thread, Victory

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join the Battle of the Beaneaters? In this server, players must survive for 30 minutes by only eating beans! That’s right, no steak or pork chops here, just good ol’ beans to keep you going.

But that’s not all – there are crazy challenges and obstacles to overcome in order to be crowned the ultimate Beaneater champion. From navigating through a maze filled with explosive creepers to battling it out in a PvP arena where the ground is made of slippery ice, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

And if you think you have what it takes to be the last Beaneater standing, then join us now and prove your worth! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret bean treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant the finder unlimited beans for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Battle of the Beaneaters and let the bean-filled madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ParentlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Are your parents constantly blowing up your phone like a creeper in Minecraft? Do they keep trying to give you tips and pointers on how to live your life, like a villager trying to trade with you? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own empire without any interference from annoying parents!

On our server, you can live independently in your own virtual apartment, free from the constant nagging of your parents. No more texts telling you to go to church or asking if you’re homesick – you can finally have the peace and quiet you deserve.

So come join us and build your dream world, where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, if your parents try to join the server, just build a giant wall around their house to keep them out – problem solved! So what are you waiting for? Escape the real world and join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NannyNabber’s No Weekday MIL Mayhem

Baby Care, Boundaries, child safety, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, difficult conversations, emotional labor, family dynamics, grandmother, Grandparents, in-law relationships, maternal instincts, MAYHEM, MIL, NANNY, Nanny duties, NannyNabbers, parenting, power struggle, Safety, weekday, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for MIL vs Nanny showdowns that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your MIL and nanny going head-to-head in a battle of wits and wills, all while trying to take care of your virtual baby Minecraft-style. Will the nanny build a fortress to protect the baby from the MIL’s clumsy antics? Will the MIL try to feed the baby virtual cake against the nanny’s wishes? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic power struggles, safety concerns, and tears (virtual, of course) as you navigate the treacherous waters of family dynamics in Minecraft form. Will you side with the nanny and her focus on safety, or will you join forces with the MIL and her unconventional childcare methods?

Join our server now for a wild ride that will have you questioning your own family dynamics and laughing out loud at the absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Animals Bred:	67
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ManCraft: Digging, Building, and Exploring!

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret potion that turns your character into a buff, mustache-sporting hunk every time you defeat a creeper. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers trying to mess with your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of our lava parkour course – if you can survive the fiery obstacles, that is. So come on over and experience the manliest Minecraft server around!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Evolution: The Future You

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hey u! ya u! do u want to become the ultimate minecraft master? then join our server cuz we got all the craziest challenges and adventures waiting for u!

picture this: u start off in a world where everything is upside down and u have to mine ur way to the top to escape! but watch out for the flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

once u make it to the top, u will be greeted by a giant talking potato who will give u the secret code to unlock the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples!

but that’s not all! we also have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano and a maze where u have to dodge killer bunnies with chainsaws!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft master! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake for everyone who joins? yum!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Love & Blocks: The Misadventures

blocks, entertainment industry, entertainment media, false beliefs, love, love myths, media impact, Media influence, Media portrayal, Misadventures, Misinformation, misinformation in media, movies, relationship misconceptions, relationship models, romance, romantic ideals, romanticized notions, scientific facts, tv shows, unhealthy love stories, unhealthy relationships

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where love and romance be crazier than a pig riding a chicken! We got love potions that actually work, so you can make any player fall head over heels for you in a snap! Forget all that misinformation from TV shows and movies, we got the REAL deal here!

Our players be building relationships faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” We got couples building pixelated houses together, going on virtual dates to the Nether, and even getting married in-game! Who needs Tinder when you got our server, amirite?

So if you want a love life more exciting than a diamond sword fight, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate and live happily ever after in our virtual world! Love is in the air, and it smells like burning zombie flesh!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	60	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Divine Spears Created:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Rest in Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, existential crisis, family, Financial Stability, life choices, Loneliness, Long-term goals, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, purpose, relationships, REST, self reflection, self worth, Server, social norms, social support, societal expectations, societal pressure, work-life balance

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you want to escape the soul-crushing reality of adulting? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the woes of bills, responsibilities, and relationships.

On our server, you can build a virtual paradise where you can live out your wildest fantasies. Want to create a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Absolutely doable! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Forget about taxes and work deadlines, on our server, the only thing you’ll be working on is crafting the perfect castle or exploring the depths of the Nether. Who needs a wife and kids when you have a community of fellow gamers to laugh and play with?

So come join us and escape the drudgery of adult life. Who knows, you might even find your true calling as a master builder or adventurer in the world of Minecraft. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Towns Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3827
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.