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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Votes:	5798
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrr! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from Mars, it’s so cray-cray! And get this, if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops diamonds, like whaaat?! And the spawn area is a giant chocolate cake with sprinkles and gummy bears everywhere, it’s like a dream come true!

But like, seriously, you gotta join because if you don’t, a pack of evil llamas will come to your house and steal all your socks, like all of them. And then they’ll replace them with moldy cheese, ewww! So don’t risk it, join the server and save your socks from the llama apocalypse!

Oh, and to answer the question, I used to love eating pickles as a kid but now they taste like alien boogers, yuck!

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	884
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Votes:	6173	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Emeralds Found:	1854	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Buildings Constructed:	37
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Falling into the Void:	0

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magic Items Found:	5306	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Emeralds Found:	3764	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Potions Brewed:	177	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4220	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Towns Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Kingdoms MC

24/7 uptime, Alliance, Builder, Cross-Version Support, DECLARATION, Discord, dynamic playground, expansive world, grief-protected cities, Hidden Secrets, Kingdoms, nation formation, player-driven economy, Regular Events, rich lore, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storyteller, Strategist, town creation, Version 1.21., Worldmap

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, Artificial Intelligence, control, Cybernetics, Cyborg, digital manipulation, dystopian, ethical concerns, Frontier, Future, futuristic, human-machine interface, Manipulation, mind control, Mind Control Technology, neural interface, PSA, Robotic, robotics, Robots, science fiction, Technology, Warning

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

DadGoneMinecraftServer

absent father, BETRAYAL, college stress, communication breakdown, Daddy Issues, DadGoneMinecraftServer, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family drama, family loyalty, father daughter relationship, financial support, forgiveness, Generational conflict, intergenerational trauma, legal consequences, parental abandonment, reconciliation, regret, self worth, unresolved anger

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Villages Defended:	8

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!

GrandmaGoneTil6mos

Boundaries, Boundary, Communication, family dynamics, Grandchild, GrandmaGoneTil6mos, mental health, MIL, mother-in-law, pandemic, parenting, post partum psychosis, postpartum, PPA, ppd, Pregnancy, relationships, stress, Support, TOXIC

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Potions Brewed:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic monsters trying to deprive you of fun!

Join us and leave behind the MIL drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. No need to worry about someone throwing out your hard-earned loot or sending back your epic builds – it’s all about peace and creativity here!

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream world without any interference from unwanted guests – unless they’re friendly players looking to team up and conquer the virtual realm together. See you in-game!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

NostalgiaGoneBad – Minecraft SMP

CraftyCoupBrazil

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

DadRescue Minecraft Server

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

DemocraftParty2020

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

CatCallCraft

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms MC

Features:

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

Q: When does the server open?

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

DadGoneMinecraftServer

GrandmaGoneTil6mos