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Players: 93/800 Votes: 7561
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Enchantments Applied: 259 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 26 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Mythical Swords Crafted: 83
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

New Minecraft Servers

Remember those good ol’ days when you used to watch cartoons on TV while munching on your favorite snacks? Well, imagine reliving those nostalgic moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and dive into a world filled with pixelated versions of your favorite childhood shows.

Ever wanted to explore Bikini Bottom with SpongeBob and Patrick? Or go on a quest with Ash and Pikachu to catch ’em all? Well, now you can! Our server is like a time machine that transports you back to the golden era of cartoons.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can participate in wacky challenges inspired by your beloved shows. From building a giant Krabby Patty to battling it out in a Pokémon gym, the fun never stops on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 1027
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 1041
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 64
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 280
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8463 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 1532
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Potions Brewed: 79
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 2378
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 6785
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 6476
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 99
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 New Chunks Explored: 110460
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Farms Harvested: 646
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 5375
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 75 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 221
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 272

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 9047
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Ores Mined: 3899
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 3648
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 279
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 8443
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 1111
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Potions Brewed: 57
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 149 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 501
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8069 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Towns Built: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 1654
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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