Nostalgia SMP

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Welcome to beginnings of Nostalgia SMP!! If you’ve been yearning for a server with no mods; just simple Vanilla Minecraft, then this is the place for you!! Nostalgia SMP is a small community scouting for new, dedicated players. The server offers a brand-new survival world to play with your friends!! We also offer server-wide events held by admins to obtain special items and prizes (still Vanilla)! If you’re looking to join in on the ride, be sure to join the Discord! (Server is still in development and will be out within the next few weeks. Updates are posted to Discord)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
New Chunks Explored:	769871	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Runes Activated:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blocky Border Control

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3530	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Crops Grown:	9899	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ores Mined:	3101	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Crops Grown:	2921	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crops Grown:	6136
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8715	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Towns Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	155
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6271
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.