NoSplitNoEatMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Farms Harvested:	790	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

LuxHealthProblems – Minecraft SMP

access to healthcare, appreciation, Chronic illness, emotional health, Gratitude, health, health problems, Healthcare, LuxHealthProblems, luxury, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, preventative care, Privilege, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, well-being, wellness

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7284	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can experience the thrill of never having to worry about health problems ever again! That’s right, forget about eating food or avoiding creepers, because on our server, you’re invincible!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get me started on the loot – we’ve got diamonds for days, baby!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4836	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Potions Brewed:	46	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9802	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Divine Spears Created:	30	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Villages Defended:	19

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	2915	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2420	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Enchantments Applied:	275	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Astral Projections Made:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	6528
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Emeralds Found:	7592
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Buildings Constructed:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6274	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Zombie Dances:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!