NoSplitNoEatMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Farms Harvested:	405
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where leeches like Susan and Greg are not welcome! If you’re tired of friends who always mooch off of you, then this is the server for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious antics. Just like when I stuck it to Susan and Greg at dinner, you’ll have the chance to outsmart your friends and come out on top.

Don’t worry about splitting the bill here, because on this server, everyone pays their fair share. Just like how Dan got stuck with a massive check, you’ll never have to worry about getting ripped off by your pals again.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all, just like I did when Susan and Greg tried to guilt trip me for not ordering food. Let’s make some memories and have a blast on this crazy Minecraft server!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Potions Brewed:	169
Void Gems Collected:	37	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8561

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Votes:	279	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Towns Built:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Votes:	2868	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	3326
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	2310
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Votes:	3394
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	7020
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Farms Harvested:	450	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dimension Hops:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Items Found:	6808
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ores Mined:	6458	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!