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Players: 96/300 Votes: 792
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 17 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with reckless in-laws who think pool safety is just a suggestion? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a strict “no drowning allowed” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual pool will always be a safe space for all players.

Join us for epic BBQ parties where the only thing on fire is our enthusiasm for building pixelated masterpieces. And don’t worry, we won’t let any unattended children or irresponsible BILs ruin the fun. With us, the only thing sinking will be our enemies in PVP battles.

So come on over and dive into a world where pool safety is taken seriously and where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a fan of chaotic pool parties, in which case, maybe stick to your real-life family gatherings.

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  • CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

    CozyCraft Land 1.20.5
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 6308
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

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  • TipsyCraft

    TipsyCraft
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 801
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 250 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Potions Brewed: 32
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

    Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

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  • FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

    FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 6630
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 270

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

    Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

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  • VanishingDesires

    VanishingDesires
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 3900
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Emeralds Found: 8845

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

    Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

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  • ZuckLeaksCraft

    ZuckLeaksCraft
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 6214
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Star Shards Collected: 149
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 9848
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

    so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

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  • Tectonic

    Tectonic
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 6535
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

    Features
    Vote Party
    In-game economy
    Crates
    Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
    Obtainable spawners
    Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

    What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

    Java IP: Tectonic.lol

    Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

    Port: 25565

    Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

    Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
    Are there any special features on the server? Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
    Can I get premium ranks on the server? Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
    Is there a Discord server for the community? Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

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  • Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

    Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 567
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Zombie Dances: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

    We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

    Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • GirlfriendGateCraft

    GirlfriendGateCraft
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 6287
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

    Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

    And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

    So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

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  • AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

    AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 4746
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 3517
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • CraftyPandaPvP

    CraftyPandaPvP
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 4338
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 132
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

    So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

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  • Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

    Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 3344
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8420 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

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  • Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

    Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 8351
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

    She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

    But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

    Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • CarCrashSisNoRide

    CarCrashSisNoRide
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 9538
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Towns Built: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Alien Abductions: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

    Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

    So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

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  • MineProtestEU

    MineProtestEU
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 7398
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

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  • TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!

    TariffCraft: Trudeau Strikes Back!
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 710
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Votes: 4480 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, trudeau announcing 25 per cent retaliatory tariffs on u.s. goods starting tuesday. like, whoa, that’s crazy, right? join our server and you’ll be, like, part of this insane political drama in minecraft form. build your own trade empire and show those u.s. goods who’s boss. plus, trudeau might even make a guest appearance in the server, like, how cool would that be? join now and be part of the madness, bro!

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