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Villainous Soap Opera Drama in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our SMP and experience the wildest adventures this side of the blocky world.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of angry llamas comes charging at you, seeking revenge for all the times you’ve ignored them in the game. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is known for its epic telenovela-inspired storylines, where players take on the roles of dramatic villains who meet their demise in the most outrageous ways possible. From falling into a pit of lava while monologuing about their evil plans to getting crushed by a giant block of cheese, the deaths on our server are truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, look no further. Join us today and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LonelySurvivor Minecraft SMP

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Imagine waking up in a Minecraft world where you’re the only player left…sounds like a dream, right? Well, on our server, that’s exactly what happened! The rest of the players mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to rule the land all by yourself.

But don’t worry, you won’t be alone for long! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of your fellow players. Will you discover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe it was just a really intense game of hide and seek? The possibilities are endless!

Plus, with no one else around, you’ll have free reign to build the most epic base imaginable. Want to construct a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that spans the entire map? The sky’s the limit (literally, you can build up to the sky if you want).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in a world where you’re the last person standing. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NoSpleef4You

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Join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you enchanted pickaxes for stacks of hay bales. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt to protect your precious loot. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Review Queens Server

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so, like, this server is like totally awesome, man. like, we did this study with like 1.2 billion observations and found out that women are, like, way better at rating stuff online than men. it’s, like, a whole gender rating gap thing, dude. and, like, the reason is because, like, women who are unhappy are, like, less likely to leave a review because they’re scared of getting, like, negative feedback and stuff.

so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Shon’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server, where Fallenshadow reigns supreme as the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet! Join us for a wild ride filled with husbands, Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and even a Ribbon Cage (whatever that is). But beware, you must treat Fallenshadow well or face the wrath of her loyal followers. And don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting – you never know what surprises await! Ignore, report, and hide divorcees at all costs, because on this server, drama is not allowed. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just don’t ask about the cult rumors…they’re totally not true. 😉

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
New Chunks Explored:	195859	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Her Appeal Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. We have secret underground bases, giant pixel art statues of our favorite memes, and even a pet chicken named Gerald who thinks he’s a ninja.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to make your dreams come true (or at least give you unlimited diamonds). And don’t even get us started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and snowballs.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Animals Bred:	91
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TiplessTavern Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of trying to save some extra cash? Look no further! Our server is like getting a massage and dinner for two with a $250 voucher, but with a 20% discount on your first visit. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you into tipping more than you planned – we appreciate the savings just like you do! Join us for a relaxing and discount-filled gaming experience like no other. Who needs expensive tips when you can tip your hat to our amazing deals instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	New Chunks Explored:	121702
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LaborCraft: No Thanks, I’ll Pass

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of spiritual discipline, even during childbirth! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can participate in silent births, just like our friend Sarah.

Imagine the thrill of silently mining for diamonds, quietly building your dream house, and peacefully battling mobs without making a single sound. Our server is all about creating a peaceful and serene environment for our players, just like Sarah did during her home birth.

Don’t worry, if you feel uncomfortable or need to step away for a moment, we won’t judge you like some of Sarah’s friends did. We understand that silent gaming isn’t for everyone, but for those who dare to embrace the silence, our server is the perfect place to be.

So join us now and be part of our sacred circle, where the energy of the birth (and the game) is always flowing. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of inner peace while playing Minecraft in complete silence. See you in the game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Towns Built:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Admiring Abe – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you can hang out with your favorite historical figures! Imagine building a castle with Cleopatra or going on a mining adventure with Genghis Khan. Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history firsthand in our wacky world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and make history…literally!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Animals Bred:	64
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftySuccessLand

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Success on our Minecraft server means building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, and taming a dragon to use as your personal flying mount. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to Minecraft glory!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TaiwanCraft: Annexation Resistance

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so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. not even kidding, bro.

our president, like, William Lai, he’s all about resisting ‘annexation’ in Taiwan, but on this server, we’re all about annexing all the cool stuff. like, we got a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, flying around on a magic carpet made of enchanted golden apples. and the best part? you can ride a llama into battle, armed with a sword made of pure rainbow.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server today and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #llamalove #diamondsfordays

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Runes Activated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8183

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Trust Theories Over Science

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so, like, imagine this, right? this server is, like, the ultimate place for all the conspiracy theorists out there. we got aliens, bigfoot, lizard people, you name it. but get this, they’re all REAL on our server.

join us if you wanna uncover the truth about the government cover-ups and secret societies. we even have a secret underground base where you can meet with other like-minded players to plan your next big revelation.

oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling dolphins who are trying to prevent the apocalypse? yeah, it’s pretty wild. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server.

so come on over and join us for a mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. trust us, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4494	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixel Pervs: Gender Gap Gone

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LOLZ come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got boys and girls actin’ all the same when they see dem pixels! No more gender gap in reactions to Minecraft porn, everyone be gettin’ all emotional and behavioral up in here! It’s like a virtual gender equality revolution, but with creepers and diamonds instead of picket signs! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we all be equal in our love for blocky smut!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4577	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

2b4a – anarchy server Minecraft

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Supported versions: 1.16.5+

More detailed information on the website.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Tree SMP: The Vanilla Ice Cream Flavor of Minecraft 1.21

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IP	TreeSMP.mc.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

Server Information:

Map size	Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
Render Distance	10 Chunks
Gamemode	Hard
Griefing/PvP	Enabled
TnT/Carpet duping	Enabled
Netheroof	Enabled
Bedrock break	Enabled

We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level.

2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the server.

3. Can I use TnT and dupe items on the server?

Yes, TnT and carpet duping are allowed on the server.

4. Is the Netheroof accessible on the server?

Yes, the Netheroof is enabled for players to explore.

5. Are there any restrictions on breaking bedrock?

No, bedrock break is enabled for players to interact with.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Void Gems Collected:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Void Armor Forged:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27