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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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