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Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY