NoSmokeNoProbsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Wisdom

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“Join our Minecraft server and live by the words ‘Dig, build, and troll!’ We have a secret underground city where players can only communicate in emojis. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unleash your inner troll, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	384
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FloodCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only floods you’ll see are the tears of our enemies when we wreck them in pvp! we’ve got more action than a kung fu movie marathon and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than a diamond pickaxe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCommies: New Cold War

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join our epic minecraft server where we blame US for starting new cold war in asia with military alliances. build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies! team up with kim jong un and take over the world! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos?! come join the madness now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Enival: Where vanilla is semi, like java in a trust-based world with QoL mods!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft survival
Mods	Proximity chat, QoL mods
Community	Small, chill, and friendly
Whitelist	Required to join
Rules	Minimal rules for maximum fun

FAQs

What is Enival?

Enival is a fresh semi-vanilla Minecraft survival server with a few mods for smoother gameplay and a fun, friendly community.

What mods are available on Enival?

Enival has proximity chat and quality of life mods to enhance the player experience.

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you must apply for whitelist access on their Discord server.

Are there many rules on Enival?

Enival has minimal rules to allow players to have maximum fun while playing.

Is there a world map available for Enival?

Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969.

Where can I apply to join Enival?

You can apply to join Enival on their Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Kween Hunting Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where Chinamen are on the hunt for kweens in the next decade! That’s right, you’ll be dodging kweens left and right while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Chinamen and avoid becoming their next kween target. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

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So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5747	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crops Grown:	5638	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyChicksOnly

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Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crops Grown:	1841
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HezboSmashCraft

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	118	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

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LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Potions Brewed:	30	Star Shards Collected:	267
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Villages Defended:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7371	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1