NoSmokeNoPokeMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Future Craft 2025 1.21.3

1.21.3, 2025, achievement, advancement, AMBITION, anticipation, aspirations, Craft, determination, doesn’t own daki, dreams, Future, goals, innovation, motivation, Planning, Preparation, progress, success, Technology, Time, Waiting

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9864	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	223
Dimension Hops:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Join our Minecraft server now and become a part of the daki-less revolution!

>2025>doesn’t own daki But who needs a daki when you can have a diamond sword in Minecraft?

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while pretending you don’t own a daki!

Who needs a body pillow when you can have a creeper explode in your face?

Join now and be a part of the daki-less gang, where we prioritize pixelated swords over waifus!

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and show off your lack of daki ownership with pride!

SillySMPHookups – Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, funny, Humorous, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, sex, SillySMPHookups, smp, Someone, strange, Surprising, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29

Yo, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. And get this, the reason you should join? Well, let me tell ya, it’s because we have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they’ve had the most ridiculous reason for having sex with someone. Like, one time, this dude said he did it because they both sneezed at the same time. Can you believe that shiz? So if you wanna be part of this wacky world, come join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get up to. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyCritterz

animal kingdom, Animal lover, casual conversation, CraftyCritterz, favorite amphibian, favorite animal, favorite bird, favorite creature, favorite domestic animal, favorite exotic animal, favorite fish, favorite insect, favorite mammal, favorite marine creature, favorite pet, favorite reptile, favorite species, favorite wildlife, fun question, light-hearted, playful inquiry

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Emeralds Found:	6264
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Oh, honey, on our Minecraft server, we don’t just have your average animals like cows and pigs. We’ve got rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and even talking chickens that give out quests! So if you’re tired of the same old boring animals in Minecraft, come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real animals when you can have magical creatures on our server? Trust us, it’s a zoo like no other!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Cancel, climate change, colombia, corporate responsibility, EcoCraft, economic impact, energy policy, environmental activism, environmental concerns, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, government intervention., international relations, Minecraft, national oil company, Natural resources, OIL INDUSTRY, president, Server, south america, US venture

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	311
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

lol imagine if colombia’s president was actually a minecraft player and he was like “nah bro, we can’t mine in the US, it’s bad for the environment, we gotta cancel that venture”. like, can you imagine the chaos that would cause in the minecraft world? come join our server where we have crazy presidents making wild decisions like this all the time. who knows what will happen next? maybe the president will ban all mining in the nether because it’s too hot or something. join now for a wild ride of environmental concerns and wacky decisions!

MerzCraft: Not Your Grandma’s America

America, CHANGE, commentary, culture, Evolution, germany, global affairs, Grandmas, Identity, international relations, leadership, Merz, MerzCraft, Observation, opinion, perspective, Politics, Shift, society, transformation, US, Warning

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like da US but not da US, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun! Germany’s Merz even said it’s not da America we used to know, so u know it’s gonna be wild!

come join us and explore a world where pigs fly and creepers dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes. it’s a place where u can build ur dream house out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis epic adventure and see for urself why Germany’s Merz is shook by da awesomeness of dis minecraft server. trust us, u won’t regret it!

★Quirm SMP

1.21.4, Apply now, Builders, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, exclusive items, Expectations, friendly server, Guidelines, Lag-free, Mods, Quests, Quirm, rules, smp, tps, voice chat

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Animals Bred:	68
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Quirm SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
・Pure vanilla experience with twists
・15+ players on weekends
・Proximity chat gameplay

・20 TPS 24/7

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 16 years old
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
Be civil and have common sense
Must have Discord account to join
Show respect to others at all times
View more detailed guidelines and rules in Discord

Additional Info

All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt vanilla aspect
Obtain exclusive items through events
Builder-friendly server
Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4

Apply Now! VIA: Discord [Quirm SMP] Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I use any mods on the server?: A: All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect of the server.
Q: How do I join the server?: A: You must be at least 16 years old, have the Simple Voice Chat mod, and a Discord account. Join through the [Quirm SMP] Discord.
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: A: Yes, you must be civil, respectful to others, and follow the detailed guidelines and rules provided on Discord.
Q: What versions of Minecraft does the server support?: A: The server is exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4.

Ethereal Oasis 1.20.1

1.20.1, Admiration, ai, Assistance, big boobs, desire, Ethereal, Exploration, FANTASY, fat titties, Help, Naomioop, Naomiwastaken, Oasis, Obsession, of, online content, onlyfans, social media, Streamer, streaming, Support, Technology

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	385	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! We got all the AI bots you need to help you uncover those elusive titties, man! Forget about mining for diamonds, we’re all about mining for those juicy secrets, ya feel me? Come join the madness and let’s uncover the truth behind those fat titties together! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of chaos, because things are about to get wild in here!

GrudgeMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

grudge history, grudge holding, grudge list, GrudgeMaster420, harboring resentment, holding grudges, holding onto anger, lingering grudge, long-standing grudge, long-term grudge, Minecraft, minor annoyance, minor dispute, petty argument, petty disagreement, petty grievances, petty grudge, petty resentment, Resentment, smp, trivial grudge, trivial offense, unresolved conflict

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a potato and he’s convinced it’s the key to unlocking secret powers in the game. And then there’s this other dude who keeps stealing everyone’s diamonds but he leaves behind a trail of glitter so it’s like a sparkly treasure hunt. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s pure chaos but so much fun! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical dolphin. Like, how insane is that?! So come join us and let’s create some wacky memories together! #potatopower #llamaraces #dolphinwishes

McBurgersNoMore

cooking at home, cravings, dieting, fast food, fast food alternatives, fitness goals, food addiction, health journey, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, McBurgersNoMore, meal planning, mindful eating, motivation, nutrition, progress, quitting fast food, self-discipline, success story, weight loss, Willpower

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and zombies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords! Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with evil mobs alongside your trusty llama sidekick.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Baconator and you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So say goodbye to boring old fast food servers and come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and llamas armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NOVA[Anarchy]{1.21.1}

{Java IP}, Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, Friends, gb, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, moderated, nether hwys, NOVAAnarchy1.21.1, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server, Spawn Projects, Website

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	8
Towns Built:	6	Buildings Constructed:	40

Server Information
Nova Anarchy

Features
Hacking is allowed Griefing is allowed Base building PvP No resets ever Chat is not moderated No bans Already 243GB of data on the server Obbi roof and 2 nether highways reaching world border

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on this server?	Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
Can I grief other players’ builds?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, PvP is enabled for players to engage in.
Will the server ever reset?	No, there are no planned resets for Nova Anarchy.
Is there any moderation in the chat?	No, the chat is not moderated so players can freely communicate.
Can I get banned on the server?	No, you won’t get banned on Nova Anarchy.

Virtual AI Artistry 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4chanX Catbox userscript, ACO, ai generated art, AI generated images, aids, ARTISTRY, Cloud Hosted Installs, ddg, DEGEN, EDG, EF+HLL Guide, Embed Thread Archive, G.., getting started, GPU Performance Data, HDG FAQ, Hypernetworks, klalalalalalalalala~, ldg, LoRA Checklist, LoRAs, models, NovelAI wiki, related tags, Trash, udg, VG, virtual, VT, vtai, VTai Resources, VTai Scripts, VTai Wiki, vtaiArchive, Vtuber, VTuber LoRAs, VTuber Model Mixes, VTuber Prompt List, VTuber XL Loras

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Hey yo, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images and klalalalalalalalala~ Edition madness!

Why join, you ask? Because where else can you find a server that has an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality? Plus, our server is so crazy that even the /vtai/ Wiki is DOWN and TBD – talk about living life on the edge!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got resources galore, from VTuber XL Loras to LoRA checklists to VTuber prompt lists. And don’t even get me started on our Catbox scripts – they’re so wild, they’ll make your head spin!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaotic world of /vtai/ where anything goes and reality is just a suggestion. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyGrannyDaycareBan

Boundaries, child development, Communication, CraftyGrannyDaycareBan, daycare, emotions, exhaustion, family dynamics, infant care, Jealousy, mother-in-law, parenting, postpartum depression, privacy concerns, Protective, quality time, rainbow baby, relationships, Therapy, visitation, work-life balance

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	7559
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Mines Excavated:	1007	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of your mother-in-law swooping in like a superhero to spend quality time with your baby at daycare? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious little one from unwanted visitors, like your mother-in-law who just can’t seem to stay away. Create a daycare in Minecraft where only you have the power to decide who gets to interact with your baby.

Don’t worry about fully grown women disrupting your daycare routine – on our server, you’re the boss! Plus, you can spend as much awake time with your virtual baby as you want, without any interference from pesky in-laws.

Join now and build a world where jealousy and frustration don’t exist – unless it’s jealousy over who has the coolest Minecraft daycare, of course!

DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, comedy, corny jokes, cringeworthy jokes, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laugh, dad life, dad puns, dad quotes, DadJokeMVP, eye-rolling jokes, funny, groaners, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, silly jokes, smp, standing ovation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

RobTheRichCraft

activism, class warfare, corporate greed, double standards, economic exploitation, economic systems, ethical standards, Fairness, income disparity, Justice, Mark Twain, Moral values, POVERTY, power dynamics, revolution, RobTheRichCraft, social commentary, social justice, societal critique, societal norms, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of being robbed by the rich in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all players! When the rich try to steal from the poor, we call it a PvP battle and let the poor fight back with all their might! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic experience where everyone has a chance to be the top dog, no matter their in-game wealth. Plus, Mark Twain himself would have loved to see the crazy antics that go down on our server! So come on and join the fun, where the underdogs always have a fighting chance!

CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

administration, Conflict Resolution, constructive talks, CraftyTrump, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Server, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, US, White House, world news

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so, like, u know, if u wanna have a good time in minecraft, come join our server! we got like, unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time a creeper tried to blow up our castle but we tamed it and now it’s our pet. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

also, we have this mini game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with swords. it’s intense, bro.

so, like, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. yeah, that’s right, FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? come join now!

Players:	94/300	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Emeralds Found:	3066	Love Letters Sent:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3