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Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

accusations, blended family, bullying, Craft, Cruelty, custody, Divorce, family, Food, Grandmas, Grandparents, Honest, Inheritance, life changing, lying.., Minecraft, money troubles, proof, refusal, Remarried, Server, Siblings, strict instructions, Support

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

accommodations, aita, Behavior, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, disability, DisabilityDishDuty, discipline, education, emotional response, Excuses, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, parenting, raising voice, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, self esteem, self worth, Server, special needs, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	34
Falling into the Void:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	8967
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Animals Bred:	171	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6416	Chimeras Created:	2
Animals Bred:	89	Zombie Dances:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Love Letters Sent:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Zombie Dances:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Melanoma Survival Squad

10 years, cancer research, cancer survival, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer-free, combination therapy, immune checkpoint inhibitors, immunotherapy, immunotherapy success, long-term outcomes, Long-term Survival, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Melanoma, melanoma patients, melanoma treatment, metastatic melanoma, Patients, squad, study, Survival, Treatment

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Chimeras Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

mutuacraft

Backpacks, Custom Mobs, Economy, Lifts, minecraft server, Mutuacraft, night of blood, Protections, psmenu, Shop, Survival Games

Welcome to Mutuacraft I hope you enjoy we have backpacks, lifts, come enjoy our server we have custom mobs, psmenu, protections, night of blood, shop, economy and more

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Animals Bred:	23
Farms Harvested:	756	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7