NoSimpin4MinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyPainSecrets

BlockyPainSecrets, Concealed, emotional, everyday, hidden, INTERNAL, INVISIBLE, Masked, Mental, Pain, Personal, Physical, Private, secret, SILENT, Struggles, Suffering, undisclosed, UNNOTICED, unshared, unspoken

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have your diamond pickaxe break right before you find that elusive vein of diamonds? Are you sick of being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your epic castle? Look no further, because on our server, all your mining tools are indestructible and creepers are afraid of you! Join us and experience a world where even the Ender Dragon bows down to your superior Minecraft skills. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip

Asia, CraftyTrumpsUkraineTaiwanFlip, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, international relations, Politics, taiwan, Taiwan democracy, Taiwan government, Taiwan independence, Taiwan news, Taiwan politics, Taiwan security, Taiwan tensions., Taiwan-China relations, Taiwan-US relations, trump, Trump administration, trump impeachment, Ukraine, us foreign policy

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Animals Bred:	147
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	170	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and ukraine combined. taiwan is shaking in its boots as we conquer new lands and upend the minecraft foreign policy. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? come on, taiwan is waiting for you to join the fun!

Retro Tubers Craft 1.20

Chuubas, Craft, Divegrass team, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Retro, retro game tubers, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, Retro Vtubers, Tsunderia Extended, tubers, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber discussion, vtuber links, vtuber streams, Vtubers, vtubing community

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6610	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this epic Minecraft server dedicated to all things Vtubers and Retro Games! We got links to Retro Chuubas, Divegrass Team, and even a Lumi ARG! It’s like a virtual wonderland for all you cool cats out there. Join now and let’s dive into the pixelated madness together! #MinecraftMadness #VtuberMania #RetroRevolution

FILsLastNameMCServer

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where keeping your last name is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and never worry about changing your in-game identity again.

Imagine a world where your unique username is respected and admired by all. No need to conform to the norms of the virtual community, stand out with your one-of-a-kind name just like our player who kept her maiden name against all odds.

Join us for epic battles and adventures, where your name is your power and your legacy. Who needs a new last name when you can forge your own path in this crazy Minecraft world? Don’t let anyone tell you that changing your name will make you more respected, because here, you are respected for being true to yourself.

So come on over to our server and show the world that you don’t need to change who you are to fit in. Embrace your uniqueness and let your name be your battle cry! And hey, if your in-laws try to pressure you into changing your name, just tell them you’re too busy building your virtual empire to worry about such trivial matters. Let’s play and laugh together in this world where your name is your superpower!

WifeNeedsDiamonds

bedtime, Communication, emergency, Emotional support, Fever, high needs, Marriage, medical attention, muscle relaxer, Nighttime, parenting, Reassurance, responsibilities, sick wife, Sickness, Sleep, Support, Thermometer, Tylenol, WifeNeedsDiamonds, Working

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1875	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	159
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that values emotional support and late-night emergencies? Look no further than our server, where we promise to be there for you, even if you feel like you’re going to throw up at 11:30pm!

Join us for a wild adventure where partners are expected to support each other through feverish debates and arguments about body temperatures. Need someone to reassure you that you’ll eventually fall asleep? We’ve got you covered!

Experience the thrill of being called a dick for not being endlessly available for emotional support in the middle of the night. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing to work in the morning and get your kid ready for school.

So come join our server, where the only emergency is the urgent need for emotional support and the occasional temperature debate. It’s going to be okay, we promise!

SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Boundaries, bucket list, Communication, consent, Desires, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, Exploration, fantasies, fulfillment, Intimacy, kinks, Minecraft, Pleasure, POSITIONS, role-play, satisfaction, sex, SexBucketList, smp, taboo, Toys

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a superhero with the power to control time and space. So yeah, if you want to fulfill your wildest sex bucket list fantasies, this is the server for you!

CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect

butterfly, butterfly effect, course of life, CraftyFate, critical junctures, defining moments, different route, effect, fateful decisions, life changing, life-altering choices, pivotal choices, profound shifts, random encounter, saying yes, serendipitous events, shaping moments, significant impact, small decision, transformative experiences, turning points, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen consequences

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6974
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Votes:	8308
Farms Harvested:	814	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Animals Bred:	58	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Potions Brewed:	170	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Towns Built:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every decision you make could lead to a wild adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of changing your virtual life with just a click of a button.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You accept, of course, and end up becoming best friends with the llama, who turns out to be a secret disco champion.

Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking sheep and flying pigs. You become their hero by saving them from an evil chicken overlord who’s been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie cows.

But beware, for every decision you make on our server could have unexpected consequences. Choose wisely and you could become the ruler of a kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you as their savior. Make a wrong move and you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending maze of creepers and skeletons.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let your decisions shape your destiny in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

TallCraft Worker 1.21

5’6, 6ft coworker, argumentative, attitude, bold, bull of a person, confrontational behavior, coworker dynamics, height differences, height discrimination, height jokes, little man syndrome, office banter, office culture, personality traits, Stereotypes, Tallcraft, Unfiltered, worker, workplace conflicts, workplace dynamics, workplace humor

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Star Shards Collected:	113
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crops Grown:	2790

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the real world where height matters! On our server, everyone is the same height, so no need to worry about little man syndrome or being called a bull! Embrace your bold and unfiltered self in a world where height doesn’t matter, and have a crazy time with us! Let’s make reality question us all!

FavorGoneWrongCraft

aita, anger, backing out, car trouble, Communication, Conflict, Discount Tire, Favor, FavorGoneWrongCraft, hour-long ordeal, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, pressure gauge, relationship, tire repair, under 15 PSI, Upset, Wife, work from home, working late

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your average soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But don’t worry, we have a justice system in place to settle disputes like these. You can take them to court and fight for your precious diamonds back!

Or how about this: You build a beautiful castle, only to have it raided by a group of mischievous players. But fear not, you can form alliances with other players to protect your fortress and seek revenge on those who wronged you.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we have regular events like “TNT Wars” where you can blow up your friends’ creations for fun. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

positive self-image, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Items Found:	6427
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever!! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that makes you invincible to everything except for sneezing pandas.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground disco party with creepers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena. It was wild, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time I rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneezing pandas, they’re no joke.

DemocraftCon: Where We Build Bridges, Not Walls!

activism, Bridges, BUILD, conferences, CONSERVATIVE, CPAC, DemocraftCon, democratic party, democrats, grassroots organizing, liberal, political conventions, political discourse, political divide, Political Engagement, political events, political ideology, political movement, political polarization, political strategy, progressive, REPUBLICAN, turning point, walls

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Votes:	6585
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Are you tired of wandering the vast Minecraft world alone, searching for a community to call home? Look no further, because our server is the political party you never knew you needed! Join us and experience a world where Democrats finally have their own version of CPAC and Turning Point, complete with epic conferences and events that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your political beliefs all at the same time.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a virtual Nancy Pelosi, who challenges you to a build-off to prove your loyalty to the Democratic party. As you frantically gather resources and construct the most elaborate donkey-shaped structure you’ve ever seen, you can’t help but wonder how you ended up in this bizarre but strangely exhilarating situation.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly debates where players argue over the best way to implement universal healthcare in Minecraft, or participate in our virtual campaign rallies where you can show off your best dance moves to win over undecided voters. And don’t forget to attend our exclusive fundraiser events, where you can donate virtual diamonds to support your favorite in-game political candidates.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where politics, humor, and absurdity collide in the most entertaining way possible. Who knew that building virtual policy platforms could be so much fun?

ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal

Access, Arctic, ArcticCraft, Deal, long tail tags, Natural resources, russia, Russia US deal, RusUs, US

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	140	Potions Brewed:	122
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have RUSSIA offering US deals on natural resources and access to the ARCTIC.

we got polar bears riding minecarts, penguins throwing snowballs at creepers, and a secret underground base where Putin himself plays Minecraft with a diamond pickaxe.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes and a snowman companion that tells dad jokes all day long.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to explore the frozen tundra with your new Russian buddies. JOIN NOW or risk missing out on all the icy shenanigans! 🐻❄️🤣

Nasal Passage Party

Awareness, blocked, Breathing, Congestion, congestion relief, discomfort, drying out, health, humidify, Irritation, nasal, nasal congestion, nasal health, nasal passages, night, Party, passage, Relief, respiratory, respiratory health, Sinus, Sleep, sleep quality

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dimension Hops:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of unicorn farts and the pigs fly with jetpacks! we have a secret underground base where the llamas run the show and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to breathe underwater like a fish and ride a rainbow-colored dragon into battle against evil zombie villagers.

plus, our server is so lit that you will never have to worry about your nasal passages drying out again because we have magical potions that keep them perfectly humidified all night long.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!

Peatland Inferno – Blaze UK Carbon

#sustainability, 2001, Biodiversity, Blaze, burns, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, conservation, ecosystem, Environment, fire-driven, global warming, greenhouse gases, Impact, Inferno, land area, mitigation, Peatland, peatland fires, Pollution, researchers, uk

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s lit AF! like, did u know that our peatland fires are supercharging carbon emissions? yea, we’re like the bad boys of the UK land area, burnin’ up 90% of the carbon emissions since 2001! it’s like we’re on fire, literally! so come join us and help us burn up the virtual world with our insane peatland fires. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! #carbonemissions #burnbabyburn #minecraftmadness 🤪🔥🔥🔥

HurricaneSteel’s YT Freeroam

#youtube, 24/7, behave nicely, channel, free roam, Freeroam, Friendly, Fun, HACKING, HurricaneSteels, Minecraft, No Rules, Public, recruit admins, Semi Vanilla, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	108.181.241.178:25569
Version	1.21.4
Description	HurricaneSteel’s Youtube channel’s free roam running (paper) public server. No rules. But do try and behave nicely enough 🙂 24/7 server open to the public until further notice. Can recruit admins to keep it friendly if needed/wanted. Preferably no hacking. Have fun 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are there any rules on this server?

A: There are no specific rules mentioned, but players are encouraged to behave nicely and avoid hacking.

Q: Is this server open 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is open 24/7 until further notice.

Q: Can players recruit admins on this server?

A: Yes, players can recruit admins to keep the server friendly if needed or wanted.

Q: Can I hack on this server?

A: While there are no strict rules against hacking mentioned, it is preferred that players do not hack on the server.

Players:	94/400	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1785	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2