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ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	3089	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Alien Abductions:	5

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Towns Built:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crops Grown:	9950	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Votes:	5940
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3595	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ores Mined:	8657	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crops Grown:	9979	Gryphons Tamed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crops Grown:	2040
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	3880
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Void Gems Collected:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Emeralds Found:	3016

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Players:	98/500	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12