NoSexForSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

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Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!

Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.

Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NeverAgainCraft

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	140130
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MayhemCraftUK

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So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

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Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Farms Harvested:	222	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

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So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Emeralds Found:	5632	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

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Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mate Value Power Play

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come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2618	Divine Spears Created:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchantments Applied:	51

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4