NoSexForSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

acceptance, Afterlife, burial, Coffin, contemplation, cycle of life, death, Existential, Farm, final resting place, Funeral, growth, inevitability, inevitability of death, life cycle, mortality, Nature, Reflection, Somber, Tree, wood

Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Star Shards Collected:	155
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Dimension Hops:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mate Value Power Play

alternative partners, attraction, emotional infidelity, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Infidelity, interpersonal relationships, Jealousy, Mate, mate competition, MATE SELECTION, mate value, partner choice, partner preferences, perceived power, Play, power, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, romantic relationships, social psychology

come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1978	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

activities, Adventure, building, Casual, Clans, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, FUNCTIONALITY, Grinding, Mining, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, RPG, rules, Survival, TEAM, Vanilla

Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

ALERT, asylum escapees, asylum room, asylum seekers, CALAMITOUS HAPPENING, catastrophe, Caution, Craft, Crisis, danger, emergency, emperor, Escape, fugitives, illegal immigrants, immigration, Madrid airport, Minecraft, Moroccan, Protection, security breach, Server, unknown location, Urgent

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN community, Nijisanji EN Discord, NIJISANJI EN Minecraft Server, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN Twitter, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, ttt, xsoleil

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, adventurous, forbidden love, hidden location, INTIMATE, love, memorable, Minecraft, Nether, offbeat, outdoors, public place, Risky, romantic encounter, secluded, secret spot, smp, spontaneous, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineCraftStressFest

anxiety, Challenges, coping, difficult times, emotional turmoil, life struggles, mental health, mental toughness, Mental Wellbeing, MineCraftStressFest, OVERWHELMING, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self-care, stress, Stress Management, Support, Therapy, tough situations, traumatic experiences

Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9443
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Star Space MiniCraft

astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, Galactic Research, Mercury’s Orbit, minicraft, Record Discovery, scientific discovery, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star systems, stellar evolution, stellar formation, Stellar Systems, Three Large Stars, Universe Exploration

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	New Chunks Explored:	587605

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	189
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Divine Spears Created:	12