NoSexForSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecraft SMP: One Piece 1129 Brief Spoilers

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: Koby, our resident anime expert, is currently living out his wildest dreams by reenacting his favorite anime scenes in-game. From epic battles to romantic moments, you never know what Koby will come up with next! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious and unexpected moments in Minecraft history. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

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Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!

Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.

Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9339	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NeverAgainCraft

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MayhemCraftUK

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So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

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Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Chimeras Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5684

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

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So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	8024
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3803	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

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Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mate Value Power Play

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come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4836	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ores Mined:	2309	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).