NoSexForSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Golden Comedy Mine 1.20.2

1.20.2, comedic, comedy, comedy central, comedy club, Comedy gold, comedy movies, comedy series, Comedy Show, comedy site, comedy skits, Entertainment, funny, GOLD, Golden, hilarious, humor, humor website, jokes, Laughter, satire, Website

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and exploding chickens.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to hang out in a world where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil llamas with laser eyes?

Plus, the admins are like super cool wizards who grant wishes and turn trolls into harmless bunnies.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a never-ending party where the cake is always exploding with confetti and rainbows.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, alcoholism, BoomerCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, compassion, coping, difficult decisions, elderly parents, emotional drain, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, Support, Trauma

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	51634	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and family issues? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about cat piss or moldy boxes taking over your dining room. Instead, you can build your dream house without any smelly distractions.

Forget about driving for hours to take out the trash – on our server, the only thing you’ll be driving is a virtual minecart filled with diamonds.

And don’t worry about any alcoholic siblings causing chaos – our server is a safe space for everyone to have fun and enjoy the game.

So say goodbye to emotional drainage and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and start building your way to a stress-free paradise!

Friend’s House Drama – AITA?

aita, Apologize.., bbq, Best Friend, Boundaries, cameras, Communication, Drama, EXTREME, Friend, Friends, Help, House, house sitting, inappropriate, mad, perspective, Preference, reaction, text exchange, tired

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value boundaries and friendship BBQs above all else! Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your besties over for a quick food pickup and watch them leave on our virtual cameras. But beware, our owner is a stickler for strangers in her virtual house, so make sure to get her approval before inviting anyone over.

Experience the thrill of apologizing for bringing your friend over without permission, and learn the art of respecting boundaries in our pixelated world. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about communication and friendship? So come join us, where the drama is as entertaining as the gameplay!

Elon’s Data Breach: Blocky Lawsuits

blocky, Breach, civil litigation, Class action lawsuit, collective action, consumer rights, cybersecurity, data, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, elon musk, Elons, Information Security, lawsuit, Lawsuits, legal action, legal recourse, Legal Remedies, legal rights, online privacy, personal information, privacy concerns, tech industry

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3094
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Are you tired of Elon Musk snooping around in your data like a nosy neighbor? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-Elon policy! That’s right, no more worrying about your personal information being mined for his next space expedition. Join us and let’s show Elon who’s boss by building pixelated replicas of his rockets and launching them into the virtual abyss! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret codes to access his hidden underground lair where he keeps all his meme stash. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down the data-mining overlord, one block at a time!

CraftyUkrNATO Minecraft Server

Army, Conflict Resolution, Corps Units, CraftyUkrNATO, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, Equipment, international relations, Major Command Upgrade, Military, military alliance, Minecraft, Modernization, nato, Partnership, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Training, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	280	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	8

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we have ukraine army fielding nato-style corps units for da first time ever!!! u can be part of dis epic upgrade and fight in epic battles with ur friends!!! imagine being part of dis historical moment in minecraft history!!! join now for da ultimate military experience and show off ur skills in da battlefield!!! don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity!!! #minecraftmilitarymadness

CraftyDesert: No Israel Until Creeper State

arab-israeli conflict, CraftyDesert, creeper, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Palestinian sovereignty, Palestinian state, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, peace negotiations, peace process, Politics, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, Saudi foreign policy, Saudi stance, Saudi-Israel relations, State, two-state solution

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchantments Applied:	75
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even saudi arabia is talkin bout it! dey say dey won’t make friends with israel until dis server creates a palestinian state in minecraft! can u believe dat? so if u wanna be part of sumthin big, join dis server now and help bring peace to da middle east, one block at a time! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hidden in da nether! come join us and be a part of history, bruh!

Iceberg Isles – Crackin’ Crevasse Fun

Arctic, climate change, Crackin, Cracking, crevasse, Crevasses, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Fractures, Fun, glacial movement, glaciers, global warming, Greenland, ice loss, ice sheet, iceberg, icebergs, Isles, melting ice, natural disasters, Ocean, polar ice caps, polar regions, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Animals Bred:	18	Buildings Constructed:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland ice sheet is cracking faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe!” Watch out for those massive crevasses, they’re like giant cracks in a creeper’s butt! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of icebergs for you to ride on while you mine for diamonds like a boss. Join now and help us save the world from melting ice and exploding creepers! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!

Realm of Discovery 1.20.2

/hlgg/, 1.20.2, agree, Community, content creators, discovery, discussion, Entertainment, favorites, Gaming, holoEN, hololive english, online personalities, Opinions, pickmes, rankings, Realm, Results, streaming, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	230
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s where all the HoloEN pickmes hang out! Like, can you imagine being surrounded by the ultimate waifus of the virtual world? It’s like a dream come true, bro. Plus, you can totally argue with strangers about who the best girl is while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaotic fun! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBinders Minecraft Server

BlockyBinders, body image, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, chest binder, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, dress fitting, emotional, friendship, Insecurity, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, self esteem, Server, SHAPEWEAR, social pressure, Support, Wedding, wedding day

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Crops Grown:	7304
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable fashion choices.

Experience the thrill of trying on virtual bridesmaid dresses, only to have the bride reject them because “it’s not how you wear it, sweetie.” Will you survive the emotional rollercoaster of trying to please a bride who is more insecure than a creeper in daylight?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to rock a chest binder in-game, because apparently that’s the key to making the bride feel less insecure. Feel the pain of squeezing your virtual DDs into a binder while questioning your life choices.

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where you’ll question if you should even attend the big day or risk being labeled as the ultimate AH. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join now!

AnxietyCraft: No Judgement Zone

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, Empathy, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, judgement, mental health, panic attack, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-preservation, setting limits, Social Interaction, Support, Understanding, Zone

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	161
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like your friend’s bruised knee panic attack! Join us for a world of adventure, where the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, without the constant texts about minor injuries. We promise there will be no knee-related drama here, only epic quests and pixelated adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, dealing with your friend’s knee anxiety is more exhausting than fighting off creepers in Minecraft!

CraftyPutinPeaceTalks

Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinPeaceTalks, Crisis, dialogue, Diplomacy, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, resolution, russia, summit, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to talk to ur frenemy but u just like, can’t find the right moment? well guess what, on this server u can talk DIRECTLY to ur enemies, just like zelensky wants to talk to putin! imagine the drama and the tea that will be spilled, it’s gonna be epic! join now for the ultimate showdown of words and maybe even make a new frenemy or two, who knows? just be ready for some intense conversations and maybe even some unexpected alliances, it’s gonna be wild!

Eggcellent Heart Saver Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol, diet, disease prevention, egg consumption, Eggcellent, eggs, findings, health benefits, health study, Healthy Eating, Heart, Heart Disease, heart health, High cholesterol, Longevity, mortality, nutrition, Prevention, research, risk reduction, Saver, Server, study

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11

yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna reduce your risk of dying from heart disease by 29%? well, do i have the server for you! on this epic minecraft server, we believe in the power of eggs. that’s right, eggs! eat between one and six eggs a week and watch your heart disease death risk plummet.

our players swear by the egg diet, even if they have high cholesterol levels. join us on this wild ride of egg-citement and see the incredible health benefits for yourself. who knew that the key to immortality was just a few eggs away?

so what are you waiting for? come join our egg-tastic server and start cracking those eggs for a healthier, happier life. and remember, on this server, we yolkingly take health seriously.

Regelia

armor, collaboration, Community, Conquest, Culinary, Diplomacy, Fairness, Farming, Fun, Geopolitics, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, Medieval, Minecraft, Regelia, Roleplay, Server, SUPREME COURT, weapons

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Geopolitical Kingdoms Minecraft Server

Overview
Join a server where you can craft, create, and conquer in a world of Geopolitical Kingdoms. Claim lands, name your kingdom, and participate in a player-driven Supreme Court. Utilize custom addons for magic, knights, and farming to enhance your gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I join the server? A: Join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided: https://discord.gg/zKEUQ4gRKN. Follow the application process in the rules channel to start your adventure in Regelia.
Q: What roles can I take on in Regelia? A: You can be a Builder, creating castles and towns; a Politician, forming alliances or rivalries; a Judge, shaping server laws in the Supreme Court; or a Leader, assisting the server as a Moderator.
Q: Why should I join Regelia? A: Join to build your legacy, create player-driven stories, shape the community, and experience custom addons such as Epic Knights, A Magic Way, and Farmer’s Delight.
Q: How can I make a difference in Regelia? A: Apply to be a candidate for the Supreme Court to change server rules and enhance everyone’s experience. You can also apply to be a Moderator to help maintain fairness and fun.
Q: Is Regelia an inclusive server? A: Yes, Regelia is inclusive and collaborative, allowing all players to shape the server through their actions and decisions.

Free Country Minecraft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Apology, AUTHORITY, control, Country, Democracy, Expression, free, freedom, Government, injustice, Liberty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Oppression, Politics, protest, Rebellion, resistance, RIGHTS, rules, society, Speech, world

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a virtual utopia where you can escape the sick, twisted world we live in.

On this server, you can build your own crazy creations and let your imagination run wild. It’s like therapy for your brain, man.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet all sorts of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to the real world. It’s time to get lost in this epic Minecraft adventure!

WeddingSwagCraft

dress code, fashion, fashion choices, formal wear, outfit choice, overdressed, passive aggressive behavior, social etiquette, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding fashion, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest attire etiquette, Wedding guest dress, wedding guest dress code, wedding guest fashion, Wedding guest outfit, wedding guest style, WeddingSwagCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	661
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dressing up is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can show off your fanciest pixelated attire and strut your stuff down the virtual aisle.

Don’t worry about being overdressed, because on this server, the more extravagant, the better! We want you to feel like a Minecraft princess in your silk bias-cut dress, just like Kiera Knightley in Atonement (minus the sash, of course).

But be warned, the bride might get jealous of your stunning outfit and start throwing passive-aggressive shade your way. Don’t let her rain on your virtual parade – show off that dress with pride and let the compliments roll in from your fellow blocky friends.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where drama unfolds over dress choices and where you can be the belle of the blocky ball. Who knew a virtual wedding could cause so much pixelated chaos? Join now and let the fun begin!

Players:	93/400	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	189	Infinity Stones Found:	1