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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 9
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4690

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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