NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7733	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	147
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Close Call Craft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	122	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 2view, advice, company secrets, Content Creation, Content Creator, Corpo, doxxing forum, ExpertArmcha1r, groomed, GroomedCraft, Grooming, Kawaii, Kiwifarms, Minecraft, online communities, online safety, privacy concerns, Proctor Zakharov, Server, social media, SpinOff, twitter

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

StepmomTearsCraft

adoption, Boundaries, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Therapy, father daughter relationship, Grief, infertility, mother figure, parenting, relationships, Respect, stepfamily, StepmomTearsCraft, stepmother, stepmother-stepchild relationship, stepmother’s feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Animals Bred:	129
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

cutting ties, emotional boundaries, ending friendship, ending toxic friendships, friendship, FriendshipFails, letting go, letting go of toxic friends, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, signs of a bad friendship, smp, toxic behavior, toxic friends, toxic friendships, toxic people, toxic relationships, unhealthy friendships

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.