NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

AP classes, body hurts, Commitment, Competition, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, DRIVE, Edition, family, Gymnastics, high school, honor roll, middle ground, Passion, sore, sports, SportyCraft, STUDIES, TEAM, travel, weightlifting, WifeWars, Withdrawal

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8252	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4003
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	New Chunks Explored:	388065
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Animals Bred:	57

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Close Call Craft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Emeralds Found:	5422	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 2view, advice, company secrets, Content Creation, Content Creator, Corpo, doxxing forum, ExpertArmcha1r, groomed, GroomedCraft, Grooming, Kawaii, Kiwifarms, Minecraft, online communities, online safety, privacy concerns, Proctor Zakharov, Server, social media, SpinOff, twitter

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.