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EmoLandscaper911

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Votes:	1371
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9397	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2386	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	442445	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Secret Passages Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Potions Brewed:	36	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ores Mined:	5956
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dimension Hops:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	7929
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Void Armor Forged:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Runes Activated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Players:	96/200	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3