Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 279 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Magic Items Found: 7207
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Falling into the Void: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY