NoRoomieNoEntry | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magic Items Found:	2710
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	1762	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Animals Bred:	35
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3192

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Votes:	7699

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Holy Grails Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5428	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	821934	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	86
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
New Chunks Explored:	826957	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2769	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	76	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	5