NoRoomForGmaLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Triocraft

banditry, boats, Community, Discord, Economy, Horses, Ip:, iron ingots, Looting, Mature, Minecarts, multiplayer, smp, Solo, Survival, Teleportation, Towny, Trading, Traditional, Triocraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Triocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Economic Activity	Players are encouraged to trade using emeralds and diamonds.
Towny	Available for players looking to start communities.
Chest Locking	Solo players can use iron ingots to lock their chests.
Community Style	Intended for a more chill and mature community.
Banditry	Banditry and looting is still available and encouraged.
Transportation	Main modes include horses, boats, and minecarts with no teleportation.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join using the Server IP provided: 73.108.44.217
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, the Discord link is available in-game.
What is the gameplay style on Triocraft?	The server aims to recreate a classic vanilla Minecraft feel with added economic activities and community building elements.
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, solo players can also enjoy the server and use iron ingots to protect their chests.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	While the server promotes banditry and looting, players are expected to respect others and maintain a mature behavior.

Starbucks Crafted Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, barista culture, barista job, barista skills, barista training, baristas, beverage industry, cafe experience, coffee, coffee culture, coffee drinkers, coffee industry, coffee lovers, coffee shop, crafted, customer service, job satisfaction, Opinions, Realms, service industry, Starbucks, Thoughts, work environment

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Yo, forget about Starbucks baristas, come join our Minecraft server where the villagers are the real MVPs! They serve up the best virtual lattes and frappuccinos you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off creepers and zombies like total bosses. Plus, where else can you find a barista who can also build you a sweet castle with a moat filled with lava? Join now for a caffeine-fueled adventure like no other!

“Love you more than diamonds 💎💕” – Minecraft SMP

cookie cake, DELICIOUS, dessert, diamonds, DIRTY, flirty, gift, INTIMATE, love, man, Message, Minecraft, Naughty, personalized, playful, Romantic, smp, Special, Surprise, SWEET, Treat, Unique, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we all just build crazy stuff and have epic battles with mobs and each other. It’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff. And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to fight for us. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. And the best part is, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. So one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a dolphin. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

RingRulerCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	6961
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of trying to sneakily measure your girlfriend’s ring finger without her catching on? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Ring Finger Measurement Tool” that allows you to accurately measure her finger size without her suspecting a thing! Join now and become the ultimate secret agent boyfriend!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that poop out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS! So come join us and start collecting those sparkly treasures to impress your pixelated princess!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come out to boogie down! Get your groove on with zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you dance the night away in our virtual club!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

DesertBomberzMC

airstrikes, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, desert, DesertBomberzMC, foreign policy, general, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, strategy, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this top Iranian general dude was, like, saying Russia was bombing the empty desert but really they were, like, attacking Syrian rebels. like, what even is that, bro?

if you join this server, you’ll be, like, part of the wildest adventures ever. we got, like, secret underground bases, flying pigs, and, like, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s, like, totally nuts, man.

oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that makes you invincible? yeah, we got that too. so, like, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

Royal Kingdoms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Kingdoms, royal

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. Why? Because my wives are there, man. And let me tell you, they are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. Like, they build these insane structures and slay mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

Plus, the community is lit AF. We have like, daily dance parties at sunset and everyone wears diamond armor. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rare loot? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.

So yeah, come join us on the server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. My wives are waiting for you, bro.

Pixelated Chicken Madness

Artificial Intelligence, Authenticity, chicken, Communication, Deception, female, gender, Hiding, Identity, madness, pixelated, privacy, real voice, rrats, secrecy, Silence, speculation, Technology, text to speech, transparency, vocalization, VOICE, zen

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got Zen, who may or may not be a girl, using some wack text to speech instead of her real voice. And don’t even get me started on those Rrats, they need to be silenced ASAP. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and mysteries to uncover. Who knows what secrets Zen is hiding, but one thing’s for sure – this server is lit! Join now and let’s get this party started!

UselessFactsMCSMP

factoid, fun fact, insignificant fact, Interesting fact, irrelevant fact, nugget of useless information, obscure fact, pointless information, random knowledge, tidbit of knowledge, Trivia, trivial fact, unimportant fact, useless data, useless fact, useless factoid, useless information, useless knowledge, useless tidbit, useless trivia, UselessFactsMCSMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	2090
Dragon Eggs Found:	2133	Star Shards Collected:	104
Divine Spears Created:	27	Love Letters Sent:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	4091
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons.

First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a pet dragon that guards it all. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ DRAGON. And if you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, you get to keep all the loot.

But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like a thrill ride and a sauna all in one. Plus, if you survive the ride, you get a free diamond sword.

Oh, and did I mention the secret society of llamas that roam the server? They’re like the Illuminati, but fluffier. And if you can decipher their llama language, they’ll grant you three wishes.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast. And remember, always mine diamonds, bro. #YOLOMinecraftSMP #LlamaIlluminati

RewatchCraft: The Ultimate Comfort Server

all-time favorite, binge-worthy, classic, comfort, comfort food, comfort show, Cozy, Entertainment, Escape, Familiar, Favorite, Feel-Good, guilty pleasure, long tail tag, million times, Nostalgia, Relaxation, repeat viewing, RewatchCraft, rewatched, Server, stress relief, TV series, Ultimate

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Animals Bred:	156	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3449	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of rewatching the same old comfort show for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because our server is like your favorite comfort show on steroids! Imagine if your comfort show had a baby with a unicorn and that unicorn could fly and shoot rainbows out of its horn – that’s how awesome our server is!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a top, and events that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to breathe.

So say goodbye to your comfort show and hello to the wildest ride of your life. Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the best way possible, of course)!

What is the IP for AstralSpiff Minecraft Server?

AstralSpiff, challenge, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, Speedrun

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8748	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

AstralSpiff is a talented content creator and streamer known for their engaging personality and entertaining gameplay. With a strong following on various platforms, AstralSpiff has built a dedicated community of fans who enjoy their unique blend of humor and gaming expertise. Whether tackling the latest releases or showcasing indie gems, AstralSpiff consistently delivers high-quality content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

AliExpress Oasis 1.21

affordable shopping, aliexpress, bargain hunting, budget shopping, cheap products, Chinese products, consumer goods, counterfeit goods, digital shopping, discount shopping, e commerce, global retail, international shipping, knockoff products, long delivery times, Oasis, online marketplace, online shopping, overseas purchases, retail therapy, shopping addiction

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Enchantments Applied:	105
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, bro, forget AliExpress, join this Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual marketplace is like AliExpress on steroids, but without the weird knockoff products.

We got all the crazy mods and plugins you never knew you needed, like a flying pig pet that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to play a game of virtual hot potato with a TNT block? Well, now you can!

Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with invisible potion pranks.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old AliExpress – Minecraft is where the real deals are at!

MomCareCraft

caregiving, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, dementia care, elder care, Emotional support, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial responsibility, Guilt, long-distance caregiving, medicaid coverage, memory care facilities, MomCareCraft, parental care, personal sacrifices, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support systems

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6772
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique opportunity to escape real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a judgment-free zone? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to seek perspective without any unwanted advice or criticism. Whether you’re dealing with family issues or just need a break from reality, we’ve got you covered.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can care for your pixelated mom without the stress of Medicaid or retirement savings. Our server is equipped with top-notch memory care facilities, located conveniently near Manhattan (sorry Staten Island, you’re on your own!).

Need a break from your brother’s drama? Fly your virtual mom to Europe without any hassle or guilt trips. And don’t worry about causing any real-life issues – on our server, the only problem you’ll face is running out of virtual blocks to build with!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because sometimes, escaping to a Minecraft world is the best therapy!

BlockyBites

AVOID, bad service, BlockyBites, brand, Company, customer experience, customer satisfaction, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing experience, frustrating, NEGATIVE, never again, not recommended, poor quality, regret, Restaurant, Store, Unpleasant, unprofessional, unreliable, Waste of Money

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	608
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	119
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Falling into the Void:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!

But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!

Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

addiction, alcohol use disorder, altered brain responses, altered brain responses to anticipated threat, anticipated threat, Brain, brain function, brain regions, critical roles, Detecting, emotional responses, external signals, funny, future events, Generating, INDIVIDUALS, internal signals, mental health, neuroscience, Prepare, Reacts, research, study, tipsy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	227
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	825334	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Players:	90/800	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5