NormsR4Squares Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of living in a world where people judge you for not wearing pants to a Zoom meeting? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP where pants are optional and creativity is king! We have a secret underground society of players who have all agreed that wearing pants is just a silly social norm that needs to be abolished.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical Pantsless Diamond Armor, rumored to give the wearer +100 swag points. Our server is filled with wacky characters like the Pantsless Pirate, the No-Pants Ninja, and the Bare Bottom Barbarian.

So come on down to our server and let your pants-free flag fly! Who needs social norms when you have a diamond sword and a pair of pixelated undies?

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  • CraftyDeclineMC

    CraftyDeclineMC
    Remember that one show that started off amazing but then went downhill faster than a pig on ice skates? Yeah, well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like, but in a good way! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we take you on a journey from epic builds to chaotic battles with creepers that have learned how to do the Macarena. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away, just like you couldn’t look away from that train wreck of a show. So come on, hop on board and see just how far we can plummet into madness together!

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  • MineCraftUkraineCrafters

    MineCraftUkraineCrafters
    lol imagine if ukraine was a minecraft server and they needed 4.5 million workers to help them recover from a creeper attack. like, the deputy PM is all like “we need more players to help us rebuild our village and mine for diamonds.” so if u wanna be a hero and save ukraine from total destruction, join this server and show off your epic building skills. plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting for u to explore. come join the fun and be part of the most epic post-war recovery mission in minecraft history!

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  • BestieBuildsOnly

    BestieBuildsOnly
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values your opinion as much as your boyfriend values his best friend’s? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of making important decisions about wooden beams on the ceiling of virtual houses.

    Imagine spending months discussing beam sizes and models with your virtual partner, only to have them change their plans overnight because of their virtual best friend’s opinion. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making, but hey, that’s what makes our server unique!

    So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to have your virtual house renovation plans completely derailed by a random opinion. It’s all part of the adventure on our server!

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  • RedditSMP: “Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”

    RedditSMP: “Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave.

    Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Plus, our resident villager trades emeralds for memes and our pet wolves can do backflips on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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  • CraftyCreeperz: No griefing, only giggles!

    CraftyCreeperz: No griefing, only giggles!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only law is to have fun and unleash your creativity!

    Imagine a world where everyone is required to wear a mustache made out of rainbow-colored wool at all times. That’s right, our server’s one and only law is that every player must sport a fabulous mustache that would make even Salvador Dali jealous.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that a mustache and talking cows could make for such a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft?

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