NormsR4Squares Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of living in a world where people judge you for not wearing pants to a Zoom meeting? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP where pants are optional and creativity is king! We have a secret underground society of players who have all agreed that wearing pants is just a silly social norm that needs to be abolished.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical Pantsless Diamond Armor, rumored to give the wearer +100 swag points. Our server is filled with wacky characters like the Pantsless Pirate, the No-Pants Ninja, and the Bare Bottom Barbarian.

So come on down to our server and let your pants-free flag fly! Who needs social norms when you have a diamond sword and a pair of pixelated undies?

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  • RockBlockers

    RockBlockers
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, most epic server in all of minecraft history!

    we got rocks that are so old, they make ur grandma look like a spring chicken! and get this, they were damaged by scientists! like, what were they even doing? probably trying to make a potion that turns u into a chicken or something.

    the inuit group had to close off access to these rocks cuz they were too powerful for mere mortals to handle. but guess what? we got access to them on our server! u can mine these ancient rocks and harness their power for urself.

    so what r u waiting for? join us on this wild adventure and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers or something. no promises tho.

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  • EarthVision

    EarthVision
    Welcome to EarthVision Season 4!
    Launch Date: February 8th, 2023

    About EarthVision:

    EarthVision is a 7-year-old Minecraft community with a one-of-a-kind Earth map and custom-developed Towny system. Our server offers unique features and a passionate community of players.

    Features:

    • 1:500 scale Earth map with vanilla structures
    • Custom Towny system with advanced plot management
    • Better permission system for creating custom town roles

    Join Us:

    Address: play.earthvision.eu

    Discord: https://discord.gg/8DMzbUVk7S

    FAQ:

    Q: When is the server launching?A: The server will launch on February 8th, 2023.
    Q: What features does EarthVision offer?A: EarthVision has a one-of-a-kind Earth map at a 1:500 scale with vanilla structures, as well as a custom Towny system with advanced plot management and a better permission system for creating custom town roles.

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  • Stereotype Showdown Minecraft Server

    Stereotype Showdown Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with condescending players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild and hilarious time that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

    We have a diverse group of players from all over the world, including India and beyond. And let me tell you, the drama is real! One time, a player started making stereotypical jokes about Indians, but our hero from India wasn’t having it. They clapped back with a savage comeback that left everyone speechless. It was like a Minecraft version of a Bollywood movie!

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can stand up to stereotypes and dish out some epic burns, this is the place for you. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a meme-worthy moment that will go down in Minecraft history. See you in the game!

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  • HolyBlockParty

    HolyBlockParty
    Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your beliefs and values? Look no further! Our server is like a religious debate in a virtual world, where you can build your own temples, churches, mosques, or even a spaghetti monster shrine!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring different religions without the commitment. Just like this OP’s ex, you can impress your crush by showing off your religious knowledge in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your true calling in the world of Minecraft!

    Don’t let anyone tell you how to parent your virtual blocks. Join us now and let the religious chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing we worship is the almighty diamond sword.

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  • OilDrillersUnite Minecraft SMP

    OilDrillersUnite Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server. Like, what even is life right now?

    But wait, there’s more. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and sing Kumbaya while wearing diamond armor. It’s like a magical experience, man.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. It’s wild, I tell ya.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of derpiness. Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤪🎉🐷🕺 #MinecraftMadness

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