Normie95% Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Crafty Table

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1816
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	9664	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mines Excavated:	2840
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

New Minecraft Servers

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Animals Bred:	82
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Items Found:	3866	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5400
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	7792	Ores Mined:	2550
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accommodation, adhd, affordability, Amsterdam, Cancelling, Communication, family dynamics, final straw, hen do, hot tub, maid of honour, mental health, Minecraft, narcissistic mother, Planning, Quality over quantity, reconciliation, relationship boundaries, Server, sister, SisterSass, Wedding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchantments Applied:	177	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Just like the complicated relationship between OP and her sister, you never know what twists and turns will happen next in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through ADHD and mental health struggles, just like the characters in this story. Who knows, you might even bond with someone over a shared love for building pixelated structures!

Looking for a hen do that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to plan an outrageous event that will have everyone talking. From last-minute changes to unexpected guests dropping out, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And if you’re feeling like you need to escape the drama, why not relax in a virtual hot tub with your friends? For just £140pp, you can enjoy a peaceful getaway without any blocked WhatsApp messages or ignored calls.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional family feud). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

Birthday Bash Funeral Flash

ABUSIVE, Bash, Birthday, Birthday Party, cemeteries, Childhood, city, Crush, dead people, FLASH, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Frustration, Funeral, Goodbye, Jealousy, Marriage, mood, reception, service, Support, toxic relationship

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, unexpected twists, and emotional rollercoasters!

Just like the unexpected reunion with a childhood friend, our server will bring back memories you thought you had buried long ago. Get ready to navigate through complex relationships, just like our player who had to choose between attending a funeral or preparing for their son’s birthday. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of making tough decisions and facing the consequences, just like our player who had to deal with a jealous spouse and a flower shop boycott. Will you prioritize your family or follow your heart? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

PrivilegedPickaxe – Minecraft SMP

hidden advantages, hidden privilege, Minecraft, overlooked benefits, overlooked opportunities, Privilege, PrivilegedPickaxe, smp, societal advantages, societal benefits, societal privilege, unacknowledged advantages, unacknowledged benefits, unacknowledged blessings, unacknowledged opportunities, unacknowledged privilege, unaware privilege, underappreciated advantages, underappreciated benefits, underappreciated privilege, unperceived advantages, unperceived privilege, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Divine Spears Created:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing since sliced bread. Like, you gotta join this server because we have the rarest diamonds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they sparkle like Edward from Twilight. And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Steve who breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. It’s like Area 51 but in Minecraft, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get pretty wild around here.

LipFillerCraft

Aesthetics, beauty culture, beauty enhancement, beauty industry, beauty standards, beauty trend, celebrity influence, common, cosmetic enhancement, cosmetic procedures, facial enhancements, injectable fillers, lip augmentation, lip fillers, lip injections, LipFillerCraft, plastic surgery, Popular, self-confidence, social media influence, Trendsetter

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Divine Spears Created:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft character’s lips looking flat and boring? Well, look no further because our server offers the latest in lip filler technology for your blocky avatar! Join us and watch as your character’s lips plump up to Kardashian levels, attracting all the creepers and zombies in the game. Who needs armor when you’ve got luscious lips to distract your enemies? Join now and pucker up for a whole new Minecraft experience!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, Carney, CraftyCanuck, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, stand up to bully, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade tariffs, trump, united states

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	2630

so liek, this server is da bomb diggity, just liek Canada standing up to Trump’s trade tariffs yo. we got da craziest builds and da most epic minigames, u won’t even believe it. come join us and be part of our epic quest to take down da bullies and conquer da Minecraft world. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz we’re just that awesome. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s show dem bullies who’s boss!

Players:	100/100	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12