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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7873 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 397 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!