NoRideTwiceForYou | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9384
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Ores Mined:	4526
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7775
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	15

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Votes:	3788	Dragons Tamed:	4

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	108
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Emeralds Found:	6050	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3824	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	843	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	2463	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	773541
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Chimeras Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9087

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

Players:	94/500	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2