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SwipeLeft4Love Minecraft SMP

AVOID, Boundaries, breadcrumbing, commitment issues, dark truths, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, ghosting, lack of communication, Manipulation, Minecraft, modern dating, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self worth, self-care, smp, Superficiality, SwipeLeft4Love, toxic relationships, trust issues, watch out

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Lmao, bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server I’m on. So like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a chicken but like, it’s wearing a top hat and monocle. And get this, if you join the server, you get a free pet pig that farts rainbows. I know, right? It’s lit af.

But like, beware of the creepers on the server, man. They’re like those toxic exes who just won’t leave you alone. And don’t trust anyone who offers you diamonds for free, they’re probably trying to scam you like those catfishers on dating apps. Stay woke, bro.

Oh, and there’s this one time when we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. But turns out, it was just a regular old wooden sword painted silver. We all got trolled so hard, it was hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP full of surprises and shenanigans, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, cuz things can get wild in here. Peace out, my dudes!

GovtGateCraft

Accountability, changes without oversight, checks and balances, Corruption, current administration, disbelief, distrust, employee lockout, government integrity, government oversight, GovtGateCraft, lack of investigators, Manipulation, non-government access, skepticism, transparency, Truth

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our administration is so wild, they’ve locked out all the employees and let non-government players run amok. Want to be an investigator? Forget about it, anyone can search and make changes without any oversight. Join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience! Who needs government employees when you have free reign to do whatever you want?

BlockyCourt Minecraft Server

Accountability, BlockyCourt, Diplomacy, Executive Order, foreign policy, global affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, icc, International Criminal Court, international law, international relations, Justice, legal action, Minecraft, Politics, punitive measures, sanctions, Server, trump, Trump administration, united states, War Crimes, White House

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Farms Harvested:	135	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

so like, u know how trump is all like “no way jose” to the international criminal court? well, this server is like the complete opposite of that! we welcome all criminals, international or not, with open arms! come join our server and be free to commit all the crimes u want without any consequences! build your own criminal empire, start a mafia, or just steal from other players – the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the feds if they come knocking at your door. join now and let your inner criminal shine!

F16Craft: Dutch Defense Hub

Air Force, arms deal, Aviation, defence minister, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, Dutch, eastern europe, european union, F-16 jets, F16Craft, fighter jets, geopolitical strategy, Hub, international relations, Military Aircraft, military alliance, military technology, nato, Netherlands, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

lol imagine if ukraine got F-16 jets in minecraft server! join now for epic dogfights in the sky with ur friends. defence minister says it’s the best way to flex on ur enemies and show off ur pvp skills. ukraine gonna be the most powerful nation in the server, all thanks to those jets from netherlands. come join us and rule the skies!

Crafty Health Coach Land

America, Coach, cost of healthcare, Crafty, health, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare crisis, healthcare expenses, healthcare priorities, healthcare spending, healthcare system, human life, human value, income inequality, lack of care, Land, salary of a sports coach, societal priorities, societal values, sports coach salary, Sports Culture, sports industry, sports salaries

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ores Mined:	8645
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we care even less about human life than America does! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it made your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids. And guess what? No safety regulations! It was a wild ride, literally.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground cave filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that spits out diamonds instead of fire. And if you can defeat the dragon, you get to keep all the loot! Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale on steroids.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and human life is just a number, then come join us. Who needs healthcare when you can have this much fun, right? See you in the game, if you dare!

PixelPotion Healthcare Havoc

Access, declining healthcare access, financial impact, government report, Havoc, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, Investment, Nursing homes, patient deaths, patient safety, PixelPotion, private equity, private equity firms, quality of care, regulations, US health department

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, this server is so epic, even the US health department is talking about it! they’re like, “yo, these private equity firms are making healthcare decline, but this minecraft server is making lives better!”

apparently, private equity investment in nursing homes led to, like, an 11% increase in patient deaths, but on this server, everyone is thriving and living their best blocky lives! join now and experience the ultimate healthcare access – through building epic structures and battling mobs like a total boss!

who needs private equity firms when you have a minecraft server that’s literally saving lives? come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! #blockyhealthcaregoals

Moldovaland

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Boxpvp Strategy Adventure Competition PvP Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Roleplay Economy Quests Exploration Building Parkour Hardcore Redstone Plugins Mods

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Moldovaland – the supreme adventure in Minecraft!

Welcome to Moldovaland, the Minecraft server where the fun and the competition combine perfectly! We offer a captivating experience for all players, whether you are passionate about survival, you love the intense confrontations in Boxpvp, or you are looking for a more strategic style of play. In addition, we have many other modes and surprises that will make your time spent here unforgettable!

mc.MoldovaLand.net

CottageCore

Adventure, bedrock, building, Community, Cottagecore, Creative, Discord, Exploring, Gaming, java, Join, Lore, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, Players, Plugins, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist, world

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ores Mined:	9016
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Farms Harvested:	133

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21.4
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock and Java
Features	Lore creation, exploration, building, plugins
Contact	Discord: @bribedliver

FAQ

Can I join the server even if I’m a Bedrock player?

Yes, the server is compatible with both Bedrock and Java players.

What kind of lore do you create on the server?

We create a variety of lore including fantasy, historical, and sci-fi themes.

Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have rules to ensure a friendly and fair gaming environment. Please refer to the server rules section for more details.

Can I build my own structures on the server?

Absolutely! Building is a key aspect of our server and we encourage players to unleash their creativity.

Mystic Realm 03 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, Anthropomorphic, black fur, brown fur, Drama, FANTASY, Furry, japanese animation, long tail, Magic, Mystery, mystic, Realm, romance, shapeshifter, Supernatural, Taika no Risei, Taika no Risei 03, The Guy With Brown-Black Fur

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	271
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a pig pen! Why? Well, because we got this dude with brown-black fur running around like a maniac, causing chaos and confusion everywhere he goes. It’s like having a walking carpet as your best bud in the game, how cool is that?

And get this, he’s not just any old furry creature, he’s got mad skills when it comes to building epic structures and surviving in the wild. You’ll never be bored with this guy around, trust me.

Plus, the community on this server is lit AF. We’re all a bunch of crazies who love to have a good time and pull off some epic pranks on each other. It’s like a never-ending party that you don’t want to miss out on.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let’s raise some hell together with the guy with brown-black fur leading the way!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

academic honesty, academic integrity, anatomy, CheaterCraft, Cheating, competitive, Competitive advantage, Ethics, firm knowledge, Grades, high A, information overload, learning from mistakes, Minecraft, moral dilemma, morality, nurse ethics, nursing school, phone usage, Server, snitching, test cheating

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers where people cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server, where we encourage cheating and phone use during exams!

Imagine a world where you can ace every test without even looking at a book – that’s the kind of nurse we want you to be! No need to worry about morals here, just focus on getting those high grades and securing your spot in nursing school.

Don’t be a snitch, be a winner on our server where cheating is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join now and show off your skills in anatomy – no studying required!

GrannyGriefMC

caregiving, emotional labor, family boundaries, family caregiving, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family relationships, family responsibilities, family stress, Family Support, Generational conflict, generational expectations, GrannyGriefMC, household chores, intergenerational tension, Resentment

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and being treated like a servant in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape to a world where you’re the boss! No more whining grandmas or neglectful dads here, just endless possibilities for fun and adventure.

On our server, you can build your dream house without having to worry about cooking for anyone but yourself. No more cleaning up after ungrateful family members or being forced to do all the household chores. Plus, you’ll never have to help anyone up the stairs unless you want to, because in Minecraft, everyone is responsible for their own mobility.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can be the hero of your own story. Who needs a soft spot for family members when you can have a diamond sword and enchanted armor instead? Don’t let real life slow you down economically or emotionally, come play on our server and let your imagination run wild.

NoMoreWorkMinecraftSMP

career development, career lessons, job attitudes, job challenges, job changes, job expectations, job lessons, job mindset, job mistakes, job reflections, job regrets, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, job values, NoMoreWorkMinecraftSMP, past job experience, Professional Growth, work ethics, work experience, work habits, workplace boundaries

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	6273
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And then, like, a giant chicken came out of nowhere and started doing the Macarena. It was wild, man.

But seriously, this SMP is the bomb dot com. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, a pet panda sanctuary, and a secret society of talking pigs who are actually really good at chess. Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet slime named Bob who will follow you around and tell you jokes all day.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, that is.

ConfessCraft: TMI Edition

BETRAYAL, ConfessCraft, confession, confidential talks, dark confessions, dark secrets, Deep Conversations, disturbing confessions, Edition, emotional disclosures, hidden truths, intense conversations, intimate revelations, personal confessions, personal stories, private confessions, private conversations, Secrets, sensitive information, shocking confessions, shocking revelations, tmi, Trust

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where players confess their most messed up secrets while building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us if you want to hear wild stories like someone admitting they once tried to ride a llama off a cliff thinking it would fly, or another player confessing they accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to eat their way out. Trust us, you won’t be bored on this server!

Elon’s Propaganda Minecraft Server

billionaire, controversy, current events, Disinformation, elon musk, Elons, fake news, influencer, internet, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian media, Server, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, trending, viral

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	192	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got Elon Musk postin Russian media propaganda on da reg. like, can u even believe it? it’s like a wild ride of conspiracy theories and blocky adventures. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, i promise u dat. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. u gotta join dis server if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in da blocky world. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for dem creepers, dey be sneakin up on u when u least expect it. but hey, dat just adds to da excitement, amirite? so come on, join us on dis crazy journey through da land of Minecraft. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else, dat’s for sure.

Firstborns’ Mental Health Boost

#1, 000 days, adverse childhood experiences, Adversity, age, Boost, children, correlation, Development, early years, family, firstborn, firstborns, health, Impact, Life, likelihood, linked, Mental, mental health, Poor, Problems, research, Siblings, study

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Votes:	4313	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

yo, dis server be like a rollercoaster ride of craziness, just like how dem firstborns be messin’ up their siblings mental health! join us and experience the wild ride of minecraft like never before!

we got so much chaos and madness goin’ on, it’s like a party in a tornado! you’ll be laughin’ so hard, you’ll forget all about dem real life problems. come on in and let loose with us!

we got challenges that’ll make you question your sanity, builds that’ll blow your mind, and a community that’s as wacky as a clown on stilts. ain’t no dull moments here, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have you crackin’ up for days. who needs therapy when you got this server to lift your spirits and make you forget all about dem pesky real life issues. let’s get crazy together!