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Pixel Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Aoyama Blue Mountain, Chiya Ujimatsu, Cocoa Hoto, coffee shop, comedy, cute, friendship, Gochiusa, Haven, Heartwarming, Kafuu Chino, Let’s all love the twins, PIXEL, rabbit house, Rize Tedeza, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, Tippy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2425
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Zombie Dances:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, because on this server, we all worship the twins! And not just any twins, but THE twins! Who are they, you may wonder? Who cares! Just join and show your love for the twins, man! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, where everything is twinning and winning! Don’t miss out on the twin-tastic fun, join now and let’s all love the twins together! Twinning is winning, baby!

TaranakiCraft: The Mountain with Rights

conservation, cultural heritage, environmental activism, environmental justice, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, environmental rights, indigenous rights, land rights, landmark, landmark protection, legal recognition, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, Natural resources, new zealand, personhood, RIGHTS, sacred mountain, TaranakiCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1

lol imagine a mountain being treated like a person, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you can expect on our minecraft server! we treat all in-game structures like they’re real people, so you better be nice to those pixelated trees or they might just come to life and attack you! join us for the most immersive and wacky minecraft experience you’ll ever have. plus, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a mountain that can sue you if you break the rules? come join us and see what other wild adventures await on our server!

Academic Socials 1.20.1

1.20.1, ACADEMIC, socials

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	943

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Crops Grown:	2909	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	5289	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	735	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	8937	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	159	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Players:	102/500	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3826	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3