NoRespect4Profesh | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8995	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9192	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

If you answered “professional potato peeler,” then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and show off your mad potato peeling skills in our exclusive mini-game, “Spud Showdown.” Compete against other players to see who can peel the most potatoes in record time and earn the title of “Potato Peeling Champion.”

But that’s not all! Our server also features a unique “Chicken Jousting” event where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in a medieval arena. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new chicken helmet to wear proudly around the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary “Diamond-Encrusted Llama,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the llama is hidden somewhere in the depths of our custom-built maze, waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wacky and wild Minecraft adventure unlike any other, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate potato peeling, chicken jousting, llama-finding champion!

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	9571
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Emeralds Found:	2764	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6970
Emeralds Found:	4656	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Animals Bred:	59

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Emeralds Found:	3310	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	313998
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Crops Grown:	8118	Emeralds Found:	5453
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Emeralds Found:	1131
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mines Excavated:	1571	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	188	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1397	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	135
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7503
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Votes:	9763	Villages Defended:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

Bored Attention Superpower

Attention, attention span, bored, brain power, cognitive skills, concentration, digital age, Focus, information overload, intelligence, learning, memorize information, mental abilities, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, near future, Pay attention, productivity, SUPERPOWER, Superpowers, Technology

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2457	Alien Abductions:	2
Crops Grown:	5825	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!