NoRespect4Profesh | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Animals Bred:	184	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

New Minecraft Servers

If you answered “professional potato peeler,” then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and show off your mad potato peeling skills in our exclusive mini-game, “Spud Showdown.” Compete against other players to see who can peel the most potatoes in record time and earn the title of “Potato Peeling Champion.”

But that’s not all! Our server also features a unique “Chicken Jousting” event where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in a medieval arena. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new chicken helmet to wear proudly around the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary “Diamond-Encrusted Llama,” a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the llama is hidden somewhere in the depths of our custom-built maze, waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wacky and wild Minecraft adventure unlike any other, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate potato peeling, chicken jousting, llama-finding champion!

DieCraft1000

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a touch of danger! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing death in a virtual world just like in the show 1000 Ways to Die.

Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we have recreated all the most gruesome deaths from the show and incorporated them into our gameplay. From getting crushed by a falling piano to being struck by lightning while riding a pig, the possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities to keep you entertained between near-death experiences. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the most outrageous and hilarious deaths in Minecraft history!

RussianCraft: Ukraine Edition

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Edition, Europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, military conflict, military intervention, nato, political turmoil, Russian troops, RussianCraft, sanctions, security threat, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is a peaceful land with no russian troops in sight! build ur own empire and protect it from crazy mobs and lava pits. we have unicorns roaming the land and diamonds falling from the sky. join now for a chance to ride a dragon and battle against evil villagers. hurry before the creepers take over and turn everything into a giant explosion!

Epic Life Adventures

Adventures, amazing lives, creativity, Diversity, Epic, Existence, Experience, fictional stories, History, human condition, human experience, Humanity, imagination, individual narratives, Individuality, inspiration, Life, life stories, past lives, Personality, perspective, Struggles, Unique

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

come join our minecraft server, where u can live out ur wildest dreams and make ur own amazing story! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that grant wishes, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. u can battle dragons, ride on giant turtles, and even have a dance party with creepers. with over 1000 different biomes to explore, the possibilities are endless. join now and be the hero of ur own epic tale!

Dagger MC

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Be advised, the server is still in 1.21.3 because of plugin updates.

A simple, not-quite-vanilla server, here’s what we offer: -Crossplay -Factions for base protection and raids -Skills for immersion and progression -Recyclers -Backpacks -Player Graves -Leather Smelting -Veinminer Enchant -Voice Chat -Set Home -Plenty of other helpful tools

174.136.203.133:25573

SenseCraft City 1.21.2

1.21.2, city, Clarity, cognition, Coherence, coherence in reasoning, comprehension, Discernment, Explanation, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, Logic, Lucidity, make it make sense, make sense, Perception, rationality, reason, sense, SenseCraft, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am I right? Plus, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they walk into walls and drown themselves in lava. It’s like watching a comedy show 24/7! And the best part? The admins are like wizards who grant your every wish, like turning your dirt hut into a palace fit for a king! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

i’m financially ruined Minecraft SMP

Bankrupt, BROKE, DEBT, financial burden, financial collapse, financial crisis, financial devastation, financial difficulties, financial disaster, financial downfall, financial failure, financial hardship, financial instability, financial ruin, financial setback, financial stress, financial struggles, financial troubles, financially, financially ruined, Minecraft, money problems, ruined, smp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of being financially ruined in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can become a virtual millionaire with just a few clicks of your mouse. Our economy is so booming, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chicken).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and start your journey to financial freedom and poultry royalty today!

DadCraft: Weaponized Incompetence

Communication Issues, Cooking, DadCraft, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, financial strain, Frustration, generational differences, grocery shopping, grocery store, household chores, Incompetence, meal preparation, misunderstandings, parenting, Resentment, shopping, shopping list, Weaponized, weaponized incompetence

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	9120	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get the wrong blocks like OP’s dad got the wrong groceries! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this one.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!

Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!

LowPointLad Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional wellbeing, Healing Process, inner strength, life challenges, life struggles, lowest point, LowPointLad, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4506
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro. Like, if you ain’t on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness, man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers throwing surprise parties. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But the best part? The community, man. We got peeps from all over the world, coming together to build, fight, and just have a good ol’ time. Like, I was at my lowest point in life, just eating dirt in a corner, but now I’m living my best life, mining diamonds and riding on a rollercoaster made of TNT. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us, and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your new best friend or your long-lost llama cousin. Anything is possible in this crazy Minecraft world, bro. Let’s do this!

BlockBusterEndGame

Bleak, bleak ending, bleak film, bleak movie, bleakness, bleakness in movies, BlockBusterEndGame, Cinema, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, despairing, emotional, ending, film, Heartbreaking, hopeless, Movie, sorrowful, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3379
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old movie endings where everything is all sunshine and rainbows? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never see a bleaker ending than the time our players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on their own village! It was chaos, but hey, at least it was entertaining! Join us for more crazy adventures and unpredictable endings that will leave you questioning your sanity (and maybe your decision-making skills)!

K-Pop Block Party

Aging population, Analysis, BLOCK, Challenges, consequences, Crisis, declining birth rate, demographics, Economy, Future, Government, Impact, intervention, Kpop, Party, point of no return, Population, society, SOLUTIONS, south korea, statistics, trends, Warning

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server so lit that even South Korea’s population is facing a point of no return just to join! We got creepers doing the Gangnam Style dance, villagers selling kimchi-flavored enchanted weapons, and a secret underground base where Kim Jong-un himself challenges you to a build battle. Join now before the K-pop zombies take over and make you their backup dancer!

Daemonium PvP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, PvP Combat Minecraft Kits Ranks Cosmetics Custom items Action-packed Factions Survival Minigames Creative Economy Roleplay Adventure Skyblock Prison Hardcore Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	645	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

A PvP-focused server with 1.20 combat mechanics, supporting all Minecraft versions. Get random kits every fight, unlock ranks, and enjoy cosmetics and custom items. Simple, fun, and action-packed!

daemoniumpvp.win

Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.5

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	6784	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Yo, bros, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server that’s like, totally out of this world? It’s like, a mix of Agent Combat Intel and Zenless Zone Zero Version 1.4 “A Storm of Falling Stars” Special Program.

Join this server for the craziest events like Special Visitor, Bangboo vs Ethereal, and Windchaser Harumasa. Plus, there’s a Combat Footage Review and Advanced Bounty – Routine Cleanup. It’s like, a non-stop party of action and adventure.

And get this, there are redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI. Claim them in-game and unlock some sick rewards.

Check out the resources and useful links like zzzlinks and ZZZ-drawpile. It’s like, a treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and unleash your inner warrior. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

hindsight, ignored advice, IgnoredAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, piece of advice, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, true advice, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

adventurous eating, bizarre dining, bizarre dishes, culinary adventures, culinary exploration, eaten, exotic dishes, exotic food, odd delicacies, peculiar meals, rare delicacies, strange flavors, strange foods, uncommon animals, unique dining experiences, unusual cuisine, unusual meats, weird food combinations, WeirdEatsCraft, weirdest animal, wild game

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Farms Harvested:	860	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!