NoRelativesNoProblem – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Golden Crumble 1.21.3

1.21.3, Bakery, baking, biscuit, Biscuit Recipe, Breakfast, BUTTER, Butter Biscuit, Butter Cookie, comfort food, cookie, CRISPY, crumble, DELICIOUS, dessert, Golden, homemade, Pastry, shortbread, snack, SWEET, tea time, Treat

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance? Well, look no further than this absolute gem of a server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, that’s why! And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so derpy, they make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a simulation! So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

GiftedGriefer Minecraft Server

aita, anniversary, Best Friend, Boyfriend, christmas, Demand, feelings, fucked up, gift, GiftedGriefer, meaningful gift, Memories, Minecraft, old scent, passive aggressive, perfume, relationship, restocked.., returnable, Server, signature scent, unkind, Upset

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Animals Bred:	102	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value unique scents and the drama that comes with them! Join us for a wild ride filled with perfume wars, passive-aggressive gift exchanges, and friendship drama that will make your head spin.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be embroiled in a scandalous tale of betrayal and jealousy over a bottle of perfume. Who knew a simple scent could cause so much chaos?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship drama while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand by your boyfriend’s thoughtful gift-giving skills? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where perfume preferences can make or break a friendship. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and Minecraft blocks, and you won’t want to miss out on all the juicy drama. See you in the game!

CraftyCoupleGoSolo

aita, asian, attractive, Australia, BETRAYAL, business trip, Canada, CraftyCoupleGoSolo, crimes against women, Disappointed, e-security firm, Girlfriend, India, International, Japan, Korea, Meeting, New Delhi, not allowing, PETITE, Safety, Solo, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	238

Are you tired of boring business trips with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure in New Delhi, India!

Bring your girlfriend along for the ride and show her the wonders of virtual India. Explore the bustling streets, visit famous landmarks, and even experience the thrill of dodging virtual criminals.

With our unique server, you can immerse yourself in the culture of India without ever leaving your computer screen. Plus, you’ll have the added bonus of keeping your girlfriend safe from any potential dangers (virtual or otherwise).

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience New Delhi like never before. Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ScamCraft: Still Foolin’ ‘Em

con artist, credit card scam, Deception, email scam, fake lottery, fake tech support, financial scam, foolin, fraud, identity theft, internet scam, investment scam, online scam, phishing, phone scam, ponzi scheme, Pyramid Scheme, romance scam, scam, ScamCraft, social engineering, sweepstakes scam

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8435	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Dimension Hops:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1

What’s a scam people still fall for? Thinking they can find diamonds in Minecraft without joining our server! Our server is the only place where you can find diamond blocks just lying around waiting for you to mine them. Trust us, it’s totally legit and not at all a scam (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, we have a moon on our server, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally not-a-scam Minecraft world? Join us now and start your epic journey to diamond-filled glory!

Magnetic Field Madness

Anisotropic scattering, effects, field, Geometry, LOFAR, madness, magnetic, magnetic field, observations, puzzling, solar radio burst

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	5189	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Buildings Constructed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like havin a blast while playin with ur friends? well u gotta join this server! it’s like no other, trust me!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a crazy world where everything is made of cheese! yes, CHEESE! u can build ur own cheese castle and ride on cheese horses. it’s a cheese lover’s dream come true!

but wait, there’s more! ever wanted to fight off zombie chickens with a giant rubber duck? well now u can! our server is full of wacky surprises and hilarious adventures that will keep u entertained for hours on end.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? that’s right, we have a hidden disco club where u can dance the night away with ur fellow players. it’s the coolest place to hang out and show off ur best dance moves.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft world ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Frosty Quests 1.20

Cool, cool S, cool S tags, cool S thread, cool tags, cool thread, cool thread S, frosty, long tail, long tail tags, Quests, S cool, S cool thread, S tags, S thread, S thread cool, tags, thread cool, thread cool S, thread S cool, Thread Tags

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti!

You’ll never get bored on this server because we have epic quests where you have to battle giant chickens and ride on the back of a dragon made out of cheese. Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

And don’t even get me started on the parties we throw every night in the pixelated disco club. It’s lit, fam! So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

DadCraftPolygamyOops

4 wives, abandonment, AITAH, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural norms, cultural shock, DadCraftPolygamyOops, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, Father, forgiveness, Gaslighting, generational trauma, Infidelity, refusing to forgive, step sister

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5498	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s secret family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and surprises that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have more twists and turns than my dad’s love life! With hidden secrets and unexpected revelations around every corner, you’ll never be bored.

Plus, just like my dad, our server is full of surprises! You never know what you’ll uncover next, whether it’s a hidden treasure or a long-lost sibling (just kidding, hopefully).

And don’t worry about forgiveness here – we fully support holding grudges and standing your ground, just like I do with my dad. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as crazy as my family dynamics – you won’t regret it (unlike my dad’s life choices)!

BlockyBootyCraft

acceptance, adult content, BlockyBootyCraft, Boundaries, Communication, empowerment, family reactions, income source, judgment, loved ones reactions, modern society, online platform, onlyfans, personal choice, privacy, relationships, sex work, social media, stigma, Support, taboo

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	166
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of your family judging you for having an OnlyFans? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to express themselves however they want! Our community is full of supportive players who understand the hustle and will cheer you on as you build your empire, one block at a time. Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that your family won’t even notice you’re making bank on OnlyFans while you’re mining for diamonds. So come on in and let your freak flag fly high!

Pixel pH Droplet Mini Server

Accuracy, Applications, circular geometry, Compact electrochemical pH sensor, cost effective, Droplet, droplet size, droplet-based electropolymerization, efficient, electrochemistry, Innovative, lab-on-a-chip, Measurement, microfluidics, Mini, miniaturized sensor, PIXEL, portable, Potential, sensor technology, Server, small scale, solution

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Emeralds Found:	4028	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a compact electrochemical pH sensor but in Minecraft form! We got circular geometry all up in dis server, makin’ droplet-based electropolymerization look like child’s play. And get dis, we only use 1-10 µL of solution, cuz we all about dat cost-effective, miniaturized sensor life.

Join us if u wanna experience da thrill of makin’ tiny sensors in Minecraft, cuz who needs real life when u got virtual droplets, amirite? Plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on creepers and turn ’em into pH sensors. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s da best Minecraft server u’ll ever join!

The Last Survivor

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	976	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft Survival server! Dive into a unique experience with custom enchants, set up your homes, and explore a vibrant shopping district. Build your wealth with an ingame economy and trade your treasures in the auction house. For the brave, we offer an intense PvP arena featuring King of the Hill events. Whether you’re here to build, trade, or fight, there’s something for everyone. Join now and start your adventure on Lastsurvivor.serv.nu!

LastSurvivor.serv.nu

🔥 Feplex on PC! | Mystics pvp 🎁 server minecraft

Anarchy, Feplex, Minecraft, mystics, PC, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

The best server with vanilla survival, anarchy and mystics!

FEPLEX.GGMINE.RU

Enchanted Realm of Elegance 1.21.3

1.21.3, attracted, attraction, Behavior, DATING, effete, elegance, Enchanted, fairer sex, Femininity, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, homosexual, LGBTQ, love, Masculinity, NARCISSISTS, Preferences, Psychology, Realm, relationships, Sexuality, social norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like a virtual paradise for all the ladies who dig those effete homosexual narcissists. I mean, who wouldn’t want to build a pixelated castle with a fabulous dude who loves himself more than Kanye loves Kanye? It’s a total vibe, trust me. Plus, the drama is off the charts – you never know what kind of shenanigans those divas will get into next. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to slay some blocks with the fiercest queens in the game!

StairwayStumbleCraft

accident, APPEAL, discipline, discipline action, employee safety, Falling, handrail, injury, Management, Mechanics, non-slip, Running, Safety, Staff, Stairs, StairwayStumbleCraft, supervision, Training, Warning, Workplace, Workshop

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Enchantments Applied:	160	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take stair safety VERY seriously! We may not have actual stairs in the game, but we do have virtual ones that you must navigate with caution. Join us and experience the thrill of not falling down stairs in Minecraft!

One player on our server was so reckless that he kept running up and down the stairs in real life, despite multiple warnings. He even managed to dislocate two fingers by tripping on the stairs! But fear not, we have implemented non-slip materials on our virtual stairs to ensure your safety.

If you’re looking for a server where you can learn the importance of stair safety while having a good time, then look no further. Join us and remember, slow and steady wins the race – especially when it comes to stairs in Minecraft!

3AM_SleepMining_MinecraftSMP

3AM_SleepMining_MinecraftSMP, abnormal actions, abnormal activities, bizarre behavior, late night activities, late night behavior, nighttime behavior, nighttime habits, odd behavior, odd habits, peculiar activities, peculiar behavior, questionable actions, questionable behavior, strange actions, strange behavior, suspicious actions, suspicious behavior, unusual behavior, weird actions, weird habits

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, someone built a giant statue of a potato and everyone had to worship it as the potato god. And then another time, we all had a massive chicken dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. It was lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with llamas wearing top hats, and if you find them all, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. And every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have epic battles in the Nether. It’s so epic, you guys.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything seriously. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime named Bob who farts rainbows. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MuskCraft: Electrifying Adventures

Adventures, Autonomy, billionaire, Business, CEO, creativity, Decision making, electrifying, elon musk, employment, Entrepreneurship, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, MuskCraft, non-governmental, private sector, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, Unconventional, Visionary

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Divine Spears Created:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Ever wondered how Elon Musk manages to pull off all his crazy projects without actually being elected or employed by the government? Well, rumor has it that he’s actually a secret Minecraft wizard who rules over his own virtual empire! Join our server and you might just uncover the truth behind Musk’s mysterious powers. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a rocket ship on our server, you’ll actually be able to fly to Mars and meet the man himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the next Minecraft space explorer!

Players:	103/300	Votes:	4310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54