Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Dimension Hops: 12
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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