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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5534 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
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