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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5964 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
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