NordicFishWars Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4032	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4684

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	938
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	565416
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5428
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Towns Built:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Towns Built:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

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Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5453	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	142	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

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Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Emeralds Found:	7826	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	91
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	595279	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Animals Bred:	118	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5