NordicCraft Server: Ship Wars

Alliance, Baltic, Baltic Sea, Contribution, cooperation, Defense, defense strategy, Europe, International, Maritime, Military, military support, nato, Naval, NordicCraft, PRESENCE, REINFORCEMENT, Scandinavian, SECURITY, Server, Ship, Sweden, Wars, Warships

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Potions Brewed:	87	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

lol imagine a minecraft server where sweden is sending warships to help out in the baltic sea but instead of real warships its just a bunch of blocky ships made out of dirt and wood. come join our server and sail the high seas with your trusty dirt boat, fighting off creepers and zombies along the way. who needs nato when you have a bunch of minecraft players ready to defend the baltic sea with their epic dirt ships? join now for some epic battles and hilarious adventures on the high seas!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8524
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

MineCraftyTradition Server

ANNOYED, Argument, boyfriends, committed relationships, DATING, EXTRA, friend group, Frustrated, Girlfriends, groupchat, hangouts, Main character, MineCraftyTradition, online sharing, Romantic, Server, seventh wheel photo, single, tradition, triple dates, UNCOMFORTABLE, Valentine’s Day, voicing out

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6942	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

NieceNotMyKidCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, guilt trip, House, Mother, Niece, NieceNotMyKidCraft, Parent, parenting, Playing, rant, Reminding, RESPONSIBILITY, Soccer, spending time, younger

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	8129
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2908	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?