Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Red Rumble Zone

ADVANTAGE, athletes, Claim, color psychology, Combat sports, Competition, new study, Olympic combat sports, Performance, red, red advantage, red outfit, Rumble, sports analysis, sports apparel, sports attire, sports performance, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports trends, Truth, Zone

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where wearing a red outfit ACTUALLY gives u super powers! like u can fly and shoot fireballs out of ur butt! we did a study and it’s totally true, red is the new black baby! join now and dominate the competition with ur red hot skills. also, our server is haunted by a ghost pig who will guide u to hidden treasures and secret dungeons. it’s like a real-life video game but without all the boring stuff. so what are u waiting for? put on ur red outfit and come join the fun!

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.20.6

/i/ thread, #champyons, #clip channels, #Creative Corner, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, 1.20.6, 12 days of christmas, Aggie, AI LoRA, Animals, art, asmr collection, Aussie, autistic, channel, chuuba, community watchalongs, craft server, cytube, Danboorus, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Freak, fvr, Kiki, merch links, Notifications RSS feed, odyssey, PIXEL, pyon, Rabbalabs links, Recent Stream Highlights, RPG demo, socials, Space, stable diffusion, Uoh, Voicepack, vrt, VT, worms game

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/500	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Join this Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! We’ve got Kiki, the cutest autistic Aussie chuuba who will guide you through the world of blocky wonders. Build your champyons, explore the pyoncraft server, and unleash your creativity like never before! Plus, we have ASMR collections, voicepacks, and even a Kiki AI for Stable Diffusion. Don’t miss out on the madness and join now for a wild ride!

BabyCraftHub

baby, BabyCraftHub, child, Communication, compromise, DAUGHTER, decision, disagreement, family, feelings, husband, initials, Marriage, Motherhood, names, parenting, Pregnancy, Son, STEPDAUGHTER, tradition, Unique

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/600	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of names! Just like this player who wants to honor her family with a unique name for her baby, we believe in creating a unique experience for all our players.

Join our server and create your own unique world with crazy block creations and epic adventures. Just like this player, you can embark on a journey to find the perfect name for your in-game character or build your own virtual family with custom initials.

Don’t be limited by the initials of your past, break free and explore new possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest with the perfect name waiting for you!

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just find the perfect name for your next pixelated pet or virtual child. Let’s create some LOL-worthy memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

BeanieHairDontCare

BeanieHairDontCare, Beanies, cold weather, fashion, fashion dilemma, Fashion tips, hair care, hair maintenance, hair styling, hat hair, head covering, Headwear, indoor fashion, staying cozy, Style, warmth, winter accessories, winter fashion, winter hats, winter style, winter wardrobe

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/900	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Love Letters Sent:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have solved the age-old mystery of avoiding hat hair while wearing beanies! Our players have mastered the art of seamlessly transitioning from the chilly outdoors to the cozy indoors without a single strand out of place. Join us and learn the secrets of maintaining flawless hair even in the most extreme weather conditions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have tamed a pack of wild llamas and trained them to do their bidding. Need to transport items across the map? Just hop on a llama and let them do the work for you! These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they have a taste for adventure and will stop at nothing to help you on your quest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players have access to. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best moves in this exclusive club. Who knew that Minecraft could be so glamorous?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most hair-raising adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to leave your hat at the door – we’ve got hat hair covered.

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

arrest, arrested, chat site, Communication, CraftyHub, crime, cybercrime, Founder, Gisèle Pelicot, husband, internet, investigation, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, News, online chat, Online Community, scandal, Server, social media, Technology, Website

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Star Shards Collected:	241	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

LOL SO, THIS SERVER IS LIKE, SUPER LIT, OK? LIKE, THE FOUNDER IS SO WILD, THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR LIKE, RUNNING A CHAT SITE THAT GISELE PELICOT’S HUSBAND USED. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT? JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU MIGHT GET ARRESTED TOO, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY. PLUS, WE HAVE DIAMONDS GALORE AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

CraftyDadBurnedByGirls

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/500	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Buildings Constructed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SET FIRES AND MAKE DAD JOKES ALL DAY!

WE HAVE CRAZY STORIES LIKE FATHERS GETTING LIT UP BY THEIR DAUGHTERS AFTER SOME WILD RAPE INCIDENT IN PAKISTAN!

COME JOIN US FOR SOME INSANE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS A NAME WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS CHAOS?! 😂🔥🔥🔥

Lifesteal SMP STARTING FRIDAY Anarchy SMP

Active, Anarchy, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Fabric, FRIDAY, Fun, Gaming, invite, Join, LifeSteal, members, multiplayer, New server, Play, Plugins, Server, smp, Starting, Survival, voice mod, worldborder

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/700	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Overview
SMP Start Time	Friday, 3pm EST
Number of Members	Currently 28
Plugins	LifeSteal, Voice mod (using fabric)
Worldborder	5k by 5k
Community	Fun and active
Discord	https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

FAQ

Q: When does the SMP start?

A: The SMP starts on Friday at 3pm EST.

Q: How many members are currently in the SMP?

A: There are currently 28 members in the SMP, and more are needed.

Q: What plugins are used in the SMP?

A: The SMP uses LifeSteal and Voice mod plugins, both implemented using Fabric.

Q: What is the size of the worldborder?

A: The worldborder is set at 5k by 5k.

Q: How would you describe the community in the SMP?

A: The community is described as fun and active, welcoming new members to join.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the SMP?

A: Yes, the Discord server can be joined through this link: https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

VibeCraft Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Community, Connection, emotions, Expression, feeling, Happiness, introspection, joy, Land, Melancholy, mood, Music, Nostalgia, playlist, Reflection, sentiment, sentimentality, sharing, song, VibeCraft, VIBES

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/700	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build epic castles and fight off dragons with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands.

And get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy adventure on steroids. Just click that join button and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

BabyCraftyCritique

aita, Baby name, BabyCraftyCritique, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, criticizing, egyptian goddess, family, Interference, Isis, judgmental, life choices, Opinions, parenting, relationships, Rude, School, sister, teasing, terrorist organization

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/900	Votes:	6248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Emeralds Found:	7997	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life like this! We promise no one will judge you for your name choices, whether you name your character after an Egyptian goddess or a famous terrorist organization. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and have fun without fear of being bullied or teased. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, no matter what controversial names you choose. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

SmellCraft SMP: SmellinGood

Alluring smells, aromatic sensations, Captivating aromas, Delightful fragrances, Enjoyable aromas, Fascinating scents, favorite smells, Intriguing scents, Love to smell, Odd odors, Peculiar scents, pleasant odors, Quaint fragrances, quirky smells, Scent appreciation, SmellCraft, SmellinGood, smp, Special aromas, strange smell, Uncommon scents, unique scents, unusual fragrances

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/700	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Star Shards Collected:	234	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	207

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.

But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AIocalypse2030

ai, AI impact on jobs, AI in the workplace, AIocalypse2030, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, employment trends, future of work, Job Displacement, job displacement due to AI, job loss, labor force, technological advancement, workforce automation, workforce development, workforce management, workforce optimization, workforce planning, workforce reduction, Workforce Strategy, workforce transformation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/400	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5765	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the robot takeover by 2030!!! 41% of companies are gonna fire everyone cuz of AI so u better start practicing ur block building skills now!!! join us and build ur own anti-robot fortress, mine for diamonds to power ur robot-fighting armor, and team up with other players to take down the evil AI overlords!!! don’t be left jobless in the future, come join us and save the world, one block at a time!!! #robotpocalypse #minecraftforlife #savetheworld

Blocky Buzzword Bonanza

blocky, bonanza, buzzword, buzzwords, Communication, Contemporary, emperor’s new clothes, fad, Fashionable, fashionable language, Hip, in vogue, jargon, Language, MODERN, phrases, Popular, popular phrases, stylish, trend, trendy, vocabulary, Words

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/800	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

LOL COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE DA COOLEST KID ON DA BLOCK. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING.

ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.

SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.

Echidna Chromosome Chaos

Chaos, chromosome, chromosome evolution, Echidna, echidna genetics, echidna genome sequence, egg-laying mammal, evolutionary biology, gapless genome, genetic reorganization, genetic sequencing, genome sequence, genome sequencing, genomic events, genomic reorganization, mammal genome, multiple sex chromosomes, reorganization events, sex chromosomes, sex determination, sex determination system, unusual sex determination

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/100	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	417	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Potions Brewed:	179

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got echidnas with multiple sex chromosomes yo! u can track genomic reorganization events and witness the rise of a highly unusual sex determination system. it’s like a soap opera but with echidnas and minecraft. come join the chaos and witness the madness unfold. only on this server, where anything is possible, even echidna drama.

TeaTime SMP

17, Builders, Characters, Community, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Donations, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Plugins, Races, REDSTONERS, rules, shopping districts, smp, Storyline, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/600	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP Overview

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.

Server Speciality:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ

What is Tea Time SMP?

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.

When does the server open?

The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.

Are there specific rules for playing on Tea Time SMP?

Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.

Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.

Do I have to use the proximity voice chat?

Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.

Anime Oasis 1.21.2

1.21.2, Adult, Anime, Boring, child, cure, Disease, dream, Escape, FANTASY, GOD, Happy, Heaven, Hope, isekai, Life, longing, Oasis, Real World, rotten soul, teenager, wish

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/700	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Crops Grown:	3165	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Gems Collected:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Sick of this lame adult life? Join our Minecraft server where you can be a forever child or teenager! No more adulting, just building and mining like a boss. Heaven is overrated, but this isekai server will cure your adult soul. Don’t wait 6 years, join now and live your best Minecraft life!

Players:	99/700	Votes:	998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1