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Whispering Echoes 1.20.1

1.20.1, Communication, cross-cultural communication, cultural exchange, Echoes, expressing emotions, Farewell, foreign language, international communication, Korean, korean culture, Korean language, Korean phrases, language barrier, language learning, language translation, linguistics, long distance relationships, saying goodbye, saying goodbye in Korean, translation, whispering

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8854
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3890
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of epicness.

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, I’m talking bling bling for days.

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a medieval showdown on steroids.

Plus, the community is lit AF, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans going on.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

HangryCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5940
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a boss! Join us and build your own virtual world where phone calls about pet fish and aquarium setups don’t exist.

Imagine a world where dinner is always ready on time and you never have to wait for your partner to finish chatting about work gossip. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity without any interruptions.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where overreacting is encouraged and storming off in a virtual world is totally acceptable. So come on, join us and leave the real-world drama behind!

GazaHospTerrorMCServ

arms distribution, captured terrorist, command center, footage, Gaza hospitals, GazaHospTerrorMCServ, Hamas, idf, international law, Israeli defense forces, Middle East conflict, militant groups, Military operations, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Safety, security threats, Terrorism, terrorist tactics, video evidence, War Crimes

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Crops Grown:	2269

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because we have like, the craziest adventures ever. like, one time, we found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and we had to fight off a hoard of zombie pigmen to get to it. it was so intense, bro.

and, like, another time, we had this epic battle with a giant ender dragon and we all had to work together to defeat it. it was like, something out of a movie, man. you gotta join this server if you wanna have insane stories like that to tell your friends.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunts we have every week? yeah, we hide chests filled with rare items all over the map and you gotta use your wits to find them. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and start your epic adventure today!

TerrorCraft: CharlieHebdo10yrs

Charlie Hebdo attack, CharlieHebdo10yrs, CounterTerrorism, digital platforms, extremism, France, government response, Hate Speech, Minister, online radicalization, online recruitment, online surveillance, online threats, Propaganda, radical ideology, security measures, social media, social media impact, terror threat, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, Violent extremism

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

omg u guys, dis minecraft server is da bomb dot com! if u dont join, ur basically letting social media terrorists win in france. like, seriously, the minister said so! remember dat charlie hebdo attack? well, dis server is gonna make sure dat never happens again. join us and fight against da terror threat with ur blocky building skills. plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we plan our epic pranks on da bad guys. so come on, join now and be a hero in da virtual world! #blockyjustice #minecraftforlife #terroristscantstopus

Creature Love Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, Affection, animal lover deep love, cherished love, Creature, deep connection, devotion creature lover, endearment adoration, fascination, Fondness, fucks favorite creature, heartfelt love, infatuation beloved creature, intense emotion, Land, love, loving nature, loving relationship, passionate love, soulful bond creature adoration, strong bond enchantment, treasured bond emotional connection, wild creature admiration

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Votes:	6634	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with a twist – the unicorns shoot lasers out of their horns and the rainbows are made of Skittles! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but on crack, man.

And get this, instead of boring old zombies and skeletons, we’ve got dancing llamas and singing creepers. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, except the DJ is a pig wearing sunglasses.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the villagers breakdance and the Ender Dragon does the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a little bit of sanity. But who needs sanity when you’ve got exploding sheep and flying cows, am I right? Let’s get weird, my dude.

NoPainNoGainMC Server

activities, age, aquatics program, Communication, Conversation, Cuts, discomfort, enjoyment, holiday, lanky, MONEY, NoPainNoGainMC, parents, rocks, sailing, school break, Server, shallow water, snorkeling, swimming, Tall, update

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Emeralds Found:	6665
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of being forced into activities you hate by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of aquatics programs! No more sailing, swimming, or snorkeling against your will – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world.

On our server, you can be as lanky and tall as you want without fear of getting hit by a boom. No more cuts from scraping on rocks while snorkeling – just smooth sailing through pixelated waters.

Say goodbye to shallow water snorkeling and hello to deep dives into epic adventures. And best of all, no more “I’m an adult, so you are wrong” excuses – just a community of fellow gamers who understand your pain.

Join now and leave the aquatics program drama behind. Let’s sail into a world of endless possibilities together!

DadCraft – Stop the Racism!

black rights, bullying, colorism, cultural identity, DadCraft, Diversity, family dynamics, Greek, Greek heritage, interracial couple, interracial relationship, lgbtq rights, long nose, microaggressions, olive skin, racial sensitivity, racism, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, STOP, trans rights, unpacking racism, white passing

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Towns Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shades of vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own olive-skinned, hairy masterpiece of a world.

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re advocating for black rights, trans rights, or just trying to survive in a world full of snaggy comments. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a white dad or being half Greek – we love all players, no matter their DNA test results.

So come on in and unpack your racism with us, as we explore the boundaries of what it means to be a social justice warrior in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads along the way!

CraftyExecutions Minecraft Server

Capital Punishment, civil liberties, CraftyExecutions, death penalty, discrimination, executions, gender equality, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, iran, iran executions, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Political unrest, Server, social justice, UN, united nations, women’s rights violations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN IRAN IN 2024! WE EXECUTE OVER 900 NOOBS A DAY, INCLUDING DOZENS OF WOMEN (jk jk, we don’t do that, we just slay them in PVP).

COME JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS, BUILD EPIC BASES, AND FIGHT CRAZY MOBS! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! (sorry, had to throw in a political joke, we’re not actually political, we just like to have fun)

CraftyBerlin

Condolences, CraftyBerlin, crime, Dead, diplomat, diplomatic corps, Embassy, foreign affairs, German, Government, international relations, investigation, Islamabad, mysterious death, News, Pakistan, RIP, suspicious death, Tragedy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Dimension Hops:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

lol u wont believe wat happened on our minecraft server! a german diplomat was found dead in islamabad… jk jk, but seriously, we have the craziest adventures waiting for u on our server! join us if u want to explore epic builds, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious deaths (jk again lol). come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! u never know what u might find on our server… maybe even a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Smoking Blocker Server

behavioral therapy, Blocker, bupropion, clinical trial, depression, Double-Blind, major depressive disorder, mental health, Nicotine Patch, nicotine replacement therapy, pharmacotherapy, placebo, Placebo-Controlled Trial, Psychiatry, randomized trial, Secondary Analysis, Server, smoking, smoking cessation, substance use disorder, Treatment, Varenicline

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Potions Brewed:	119	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Farms Harvested:	582
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies, ya know?

we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!

so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?

Enchanted Pixel Land 1.21

babytrap, Chads, Enchanted, Fair Play, Land, MILLIONAIRE, no gf, PIXEL, promiscuous, Prostitute, rent splitting, STEM studies, ugly shitter

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and make virtual money to support your STEM studies! No need to resort to real-life prostitution, just play and earn in-game currency. And who knows, you might even find a virtual millionaire to babytrap! Stop crying about not having a girlfriend in real life, join us and live out your wildest fantasies in the Minecraft world!

ExFamilyGriefCraft

aita, apartment, Circumstances, Divorce, ex’s family, ExFamilyGriefCraft, Financial, Friends, groceries, Job, job loss, Jobless, Medical, move home, NANNY, nursery school, passive aggressive, Promise, relationship, Rent, separation, Son, Utilities

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Ores Mined:	8759	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never passive aggressively judge you for losing your job or struggling financially! Our community is all about supporting each other through thick and thin, just like how you support your ex-husband’s entire family on your own dime.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world with us. Who needs a job when you can escape into the virtual realm and leave all your real-life problems behind? Plus, we have a special feature where you can punch passive aggressive villagers in the face – it’s therapeutic, trust us.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of your ex’s family. We’ve got your back, no matter what crazy promises you may have made in the past. Let’s build a new future together, one block at a time!

MissileMayhemMC

(PILOT), achievement, aerial combat, air defense, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Defense, defense system, f-16, fighter jet, historical record, Military, missile interception, MissileMayhemMC, shooting down, six cruise missiles, sortie, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Air Force, war effort

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	92	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even a Ukrainian F-16 pilot be playin’ on it! He set a record by shootin’ down SIX cruise missiles in one go! Like, what even?! If u wanna be as epic as him, u gotta join dis server ASAP! Who knows, maybe u can shoot down seven missiles or even a whole army of creepers! Join now and be a legend like the Ukrainian F-16 pilot!

Baby Boom Server

age-activated, autonomous self-destruct mechanism, baby, biological adaptation, boom, Childbirth, childbirth complications, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanism, evolutionary theory, genetic programming, life-threatening process, maternal instincts, maternal mortality, maternal mortality rate, natural selection, Prevention, reproductive health, reproductive system, Server, survival instinct

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Star Shards Collected:	286
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

yo, dis server be so lit dat even evolution be shook! like, imagine playin on a server where u gotta survive childbirth just to respawn in the game. it’s like hardcore mode but on steroids, fam. join us if u wanna experience the ultimate challenge and see if u can beat evolution at its own game. plus, we got diamond armor for all the newborns, cuz why not? come thru and see if u got what it takes to survive the ultimate test of life and death, yo!

Viral Vixen’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, blocky, breast cancer awareness, cancer remission, cancer research, cancer survivor, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, case study, clinical trial, experimental therapy, immunotherapy, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, Neoadjuvant Oncolytic Virotherapy, Oncolytic Virotherapy Study, Oncolytic Virus, personalized medicine, Recurrent Breast Cancer, tumor regression, viral, Virologist, Virotherapy Success, Vixens

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Crops Grown:	9620
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind!

So, there was this virologist who had some gnarly breast cancer, right? She was like, “Nah, I ain’t havin’ this!” So she whipped up some experimental therapy using oncolytic viruses and BAM! She cured her own cancer! Can you believe that shiz?

Now, she’s on our server, kickin’ butt and takin’ names like a boss. If you wanna be part of this epic journey of curing cancer and building epic structures in Minecraft, then you gotta join us, bro!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen! Let’s cure cancer and build some epic pixelated castles together! Let’s do this!

Players:	94/500	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2