NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MarriageRejects Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping with rejection, DATING, dealing with rejection, emotional pain, emotional resilience., Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, love, marriage proposal, marriage proposal gone wrong, MarriageRejects, Minecraft, moving on, rejection, rejection advice, rejection stories, relationships, self reflection, self worth, smp, Vulnerability

Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where rejection doesn’t exist! We guarantee that no one will ever say no to your marriage proposal in our virtual world. In fact, we have a special wedding chapel where you can have as many virtual weddings as your heart desires. So come join us and say “I do” to endless love and acceptance!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mines Excavated:	2815
Potions Brewed:	195	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Void Armor Forged:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

StoneColdCraft

coping mechanism, coping strategies, emotional detachment, emotional health, emotional intelligence, emotional numbness, emotional regulation, emotional resilience., emotional stability, emotionless, meditation, mental health, mental strength, mindfulness, psychological well-being, self help, self-care, self-control, StoneColdCraft, Stress Management, Therapy

Are you tired of feeling all the feels in Minecraft? Join our server and become emotionless in no time! Our secret potion will drain all your emotions, leaving you as cold and unfeeling as a block of ice. Say goodbye to pesky feelings like joy, sadness, and rage – now you can mine and craft without any distractions! Join us and embrace the void of emotion, where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and surviving in a harsh world. Emotions? Who needs ’em!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GeodeCraft – Because breaking virtual blocks is cheaper than therapy

armor, blocks, BREAKING, Cheaper, Custom crate tools, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Discord, discussions, Entity/Spawner/Items stacking, GeodeCraft, Ip:, Items, Join, Lag-free, Land Claims, player feedback, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, Survival, Therapy, Updates, Vanilla, virtual

GeodeCraft Server Overview

Server Type:	Semi-Survival
Version:	1.21
Features:	Land Claims, Custom items, Player Shops, McMMO, and more
IP:	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What is the server type?

A: GeodeCraft is a semi-survival server with added features like a custom economy and player shops.

Q: Can I claim land?

A: Yes, players can claim land to protect their builds using the Land Claims feature.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, GeodeCraft offers custom crate tools, armor, and items to enhance gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: mc.geodecraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

APPEAL, Audience, audio quality, digit, Digital, Entertainment, gain viewers, Minecraft, MODEL, PALS, PIXEL, post, Server, single digit audience, stay, Stream, Streamers, Subjective, Thread, thread for vtubers, Viewers, Vtubers, watch

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the virtual streamers out there who are still waiting for that breakthrough moment! Ever dreamt of streaming to a single-digit audience? Well, look no further because we’ve got the perfect platform for you.

Join our server and post yourself for all to see! As long as you meet the requirement of having less than 10 viewers, you’re in! And if you’re wondering how to gain more viewers, just remember that entertainment is subjective. But hey, having a super appealing Minecraft skin and top-notch audio quality can’t hurt, right?

So come on down to our server and start your journey to virtual stardom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have a whole eleven viewers tuning in to watch you mine diamonds and build epic structures. The sky’s the limit (or should we say, the build height limit is the limit)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Poland Minecraft SMP Jewish Village

Ancestry, Beautiful, culture, descendants, diaspora, Diversity, eastern europe, Girls, heritage, History, Holocaust, Identity, Israel, Jewish, Jewish community, Minecraft, Poland, Religion, smp, Thoughts, tradition, Ukraine, Village

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have the biggest Jewish community, but we do have the most epic potato farms this side of Ukraine. And let me tell you, those beautiful Jewish girls in Israel? They’re all actually descendants of our players. That’s right, we’re basically responsible for creating the most gorgeous players in Minecraft history. So come join us for a chance to build insane structures, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find your own long-lost Jewish heritage. It’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TransCraft: Bestie Betrayal

best friend drama, Bestie, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, coping with betrayal, emotional processing, friendship betrayal, ignorance, ignoring someone, LGBTQ+ issues, outing someone, overreacting, personal boundaries, prejudice, relationship boundaries, self reflection, support systems, toxic relationships, trans rights, trans visibility, TransCraft, Transphobia, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the relationship between Emma, Jake, and our protagonist!

We promise you’ll never be bored with us – whether it’s dealing with toxic relationships, outing secrets, or navigating the complexities of friendship, our server has it all. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle like no other!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs mobs and mining when you can have all the drama and gossip you could ever want? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	168
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ShamefulSteveMC SMP

ashamed, EMBARRASSMENT, Guilt, hidden, Humiliation, imperfection, Insecurity, mistake, Personal, Private, regret, regretful, remorse, Secrets, self-conscious, self-judgment, shame, ShamefulSteveMC, smp, Vulnerability, Weakness

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen.

Forget about being ashamed of anything, on our server, we embrace all your embarrassing moments and turn them into legendary tales. Did you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT? No problem, we’ll just turn it into a tourist attraction! Did you accidentally hit your best friend with a diamond sword? Don’t worry, we’ll just pretend it was all part of an elaborate prank.

Join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the hero of the server for the most ridiculous reason imaginable. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Star Shards Collected:	221
Falling into the Void:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyClassroomCraziness

administration, bullying, CraftyClassroomCraziness, discipline, disturbing behavior, education, Inappropriate Behavior, learning environment, negative impact, Safety concerns, School, school culture, school environment, school incidents, Shocking incidents, Social Issues, Students, teachers, traumatic experiences, violence, worst thing

Have you ever seen a teacher turn into a zombie and start chasing students around the playground? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the craziest school experience you’ll ever have, where you can build your own classroom, prank your friends with exploding textbooks, and even ride a rollercoaster through the cafeteria. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now and see what other wacky adventures await you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TaiwanCraft: Ready to Fight!

ambassador statement, China aggression, cross-strait relations, defense strategy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic tensions, East Asia conflict, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military conflict, military readiness, political tension, Ready, regional security, sovereignty concerns, Taiwan defense, Taiwan independence, Taiwan-China relations, TaiwanCraft, Taiwanese people, territorial disputes

come join our epic minecraft server where taiwanese warriors are ready to fight against the evil forces of china who are trying to take over the land! our ambassador, who is also a minecraft pro, will guide you through epic battles and quests to defend our beloved server. if you’re looking for a wild and crazy adventure, join us now and help us protect our virtual world from the tyranny of china! let’s show them who’s boss in this epic virtual showdown!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9915	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Last Great Console Minecraft Server

console, console design, console experience, console features, console gaming, console history, console innovation, console nostalgia, console technology, electronic console, entertainment console, gaming console, gaming device, gaming system, Great, great console, home console, last console, last truly great console, Minecraft, Server, truly great console, video game console

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers that are as outdated as the last truly great console? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about those dusty old consoles!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and defend it from hordes of evil llamas riding on flying pigs! And don’t forget to tame your own pet dragon that can breathe rainbow-colored fire!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the dancing creepers that will try to boogie you to death!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Void Gems Collected:	36	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

/AI Dynamic Storytelling General/ Minecraft SMP

AI Dynamic Storytelling, AI Roguelike, chat models, dynamic, Featherless, general, Goblin Edition, KoboldAI, Llama 3 Erato, llama 3.2, local models, Minecraft, Mistral Small 22B, NAI guide collection, NovelAI, OpenRouter, Pixtral 12B, Qwen 2.5, Realtime API, smp, Storypad, storytelling, themed decks, themed prompts, TogetherAI, Tools & Resources, Underwater Caretakers Friday

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the goblins run wild and the AI storytellers are as dynamic as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride through limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming “Enderman, stop stealing my blocks!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that we have goblins riding pigs, dragons that drop diamond armor, and villagers who break out into dance parties every full moon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a journey through the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you in the world of goblins and AI storytellers!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	1293	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SkillMstrMinecraftSMP

achieving greatness., Continuous Improvement, dream achievement, goal-setting, growth mindset., instant learning, lifelong learning, mastery mindset, peak performance, personal development, rapid skill acquisition, self actualization, Self Discovery, self improvement, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillMstrMinecraftSMP, success mindset, talent acquisition, talent development, talent optimization

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a master builder, redstone wizard, or PvP champion overnight? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is join and BAM – you’re suddenly a Minecraft prodigy!

Imagine waking up one day with the ability to build epic castles, create insane redstone contraptions, and dominate in PvP battles without even breaking a sweat. That’s the kind of power you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually enchanted by a magical Minecraft fairy who grants wishes to all who join. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to summon a dragon to do your bidding? Easy peasy. Want to turn all the creepers into cute fluffy bunnies? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no going back to your boring, noobish ways.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyInfluencer

CraftyInfluencer, famous figures, famous individuals, famous leaders, famous people, famous personalities, Historical figures, History, impactful individuals, influential figures, influential historical figures, influential historical individuals, influential historical leaders, influential historical people, influential historical personalities, influential individuals, influential leaders, influential people, influential personalities, most influential person, world history

Forget about historical figures like Alexander the Great or Genghis Khan, the real MVP is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join now and witness their epic building skills that put the Pyramids of Giza to shame.

Legend has it that players who join this server gain superhuman abilities, like the power to mine diamonds with just a wink or tame creepers with a single pat on the head. Plus, rumor has it that the owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops.

So if you want to be part of a community where the chat is filled with jokes and memes, where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content, then this is the place for you. Who needs historical figures when you can be a legend in your own right on this Minecraft server?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NasrallahsFuneral Minecraft Server

Assassination, buried, Conflict, FEARS, Funeral, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nasrallah, NasrallahsFuneral, Political, Public, SECURITY, Server, strike, temporary, Tensions, threat, Unrest

come join our epic minecraft server where we bury players like Nasrallah amid fears of Israel striking our public funerals! it’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through the dangers of the virtual world. join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being buried alive while dodging airstrikes from enemy players. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WarCraftyMinecraft

Bigger War, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, gaza, Hamas, international relations, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, negotiations, Palestinian, Politics, Radicalism, SECURITY, strategy, Terrorism, Truce, U.S. officials, violence, WarCraftyMinecraft

So, like, imagine this, right? There’s this Minecraft server where the leader is like a total boss, but not in a good way. He’s holding out for a bigger war, like what even? U.S. officials are all like, “yo, this dude needs to chill” but he’s just like, “nah, I’m gonna keep causing chaos in this blocky world.”

But here’s the thing, you gotta join this server because it’s like a real-life soap opera. Drama, intrigue, and explosions everywhere. Plus, you never know when the leader is gonna go full crazy mode and start a war just for funsies. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness, but in Minecraft form.

So, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky experience, come join us on this server. Who knows, you might even become a key player in the leader’s quest for an epic showdown. Just make sure to bring your A-game and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5